JOAN OF ARSE FUCK OFF (1 Viewer)

[the bearded lady]

"lost at sea" and "distant hearts, a little closer" the two full length cd's by joan of arse are in road for 9.99 euros.
also the last few copies of the debut 10" and some copies of the 7" ep.
also, for 4.99 there's a compulation from holland with an arse song on it, not found on any other record, which also has The Innocence Mission, the harts naive and the Low Frequency in Stereo amongst others.

we WILL be bringing out that "mating under the gallows" lp that we recored in 1976, just sorting the artwork.

we WILL finish our final lp that we began with alan o'boyle last year. we WILL put it out too. we MIGHT play one last gig. we WILL fuck off forever then.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Punk ain't no religious cult
Punk means thinking for yourself
You ain't hardcore cos you spike your hair
When a jock still lives inside your head

Nazi punks
Nazi punks
Nazi punks?Fuck Off!

Nazi punks
Nazi punks
Nazi punks?Fuck Off!

If you've come to fight, get outa here
You ain't no better than the bouncers
We ain't trying to be police
When you are the cops it ain't anarchy

Repeat chorus

Ten guys jump one, what a man
You fight each other, the police state wins
Stab your backs when you trash our halls
Trash a bank if you've got real balls

You still think swastikas look cool
The real nazis run your schools
Teachers, businessmen and cops
In a real fourth reich you'll be the first to go

Repeat chorus

You'll be the first to go
You'll be the first to go
You'll be the first to go
Unless you think?

 

[the bearded lady]

Punk ain't no religious cult
Punk means thinking for yourself
You ain't hardcore cos you spike your hair
When a jock still lives inside your head

Nazi punks
Nazi punks
Nazi punks?Fuck Off!

Nazi punks
Nazi punks
Nazi punks?Fuck Off!

If you've come to fight, get outa here
You ain't no better than the bouncers
We ain't trying to be police
When you are the cops it ain't anarchy

Repeat chorus

Ten guys jump one, what a man
You fight each other, the police state wins
Stab your backs when you trash our halls
Trash a bank if you've got real balls

You still think swastikas look cool
The real nazis run your schools
Teachers, businessmen and cops
In a real fourth reich you'll be the first to go

Repeat chorus

You'll be the first to go
You'll be the first to go
You'll be the first to go
Unless you think?

ahh, that's nice.....jew write that for me?? ...ahh bless.....

 

[Rimbaud]

I have a Joan of Arse 7" actually - its a brown covered one(an apt colour i think) - and the cover is coming apart at the sides.
It plays, rather poorly it must be said, at 33rpm - skips all over the fuckin shop.

To think that i may have put a few coins in your pocket by buying that ep....it saddens me...

 

[rumpus]

pity
Damn fine band.

just sayin.

 

[rothko]

aye, sayin'

 

[Goodbye]

about bleedin time too!

(must get that compo buh... here, faggoh, whats it called?)

 

[Pantone247]

"lost at sea" and "distant hearts, a little closer" the two full length cd's by joan of arse are in road for 9.99 euros.
also the last few copies of the debut 10" and some copies of the 7" ep.
also, for 4.99 there's a compulation from holland with an arse song on it, not found on any other record, which also has The Innocence Mission, the harts naive and the Low Frequency in Stereo amongst others.

we WILL be bringing out that "mating under the gallows" lp that we recored in 1976, just sorting the artwork.

we WILL finish our final lp that we began with alan o'boyle last year. we WILL put it out too. we MIGHT play one last gig. we WILL fuck off forever then.

Punk rock died when the first kid said
'Punks not dead, punks not dead'

 

[kstop]

Any chance of said last gig before May?

 

[the bearded lady]

Any chance of said last gig before May?

not a hope chief, sorry.
here, that's a bit funny about the 7", never heard of anyone else say it skipped before. pm your address to me and i'll send you a new one.

tbl
x

 

[kstop]

not a hope chief, sorry.

Do you do weddings?

 

[george mcfly]

not a hope chief, sorry.
here, that's a bit funny about the 7", never heard of anyone else say it skipped before. pm your address to me and i'll send you a new one.

tbl
x

my copy has some interesting stains on the sleeve
it looks like prit(ick) stick
they told me it was a special copy

 

[Anthony]

hey prick, you should send that "press release" to hot press.

 

[spectraljanitor]

Punk rock died when the first kid said
'Punks not dead, punks not dead'

quoting david berman again....

 

[the bearded lady]

Do you do weddings?

No, only brides.

 

[snakybus]

Au contraire, my hirsute madame, I heard you DO do weddings, and one of the highlights is "Purple Knob Purple Knob" by Prince (or something like that)

 

[the bearded lady]

Au contraire, my hirsute madame, I heard you DO do weddings, and one of the highlights is "Purple Knob Purple Knob" by Prince (or something like that)

purple jums you geebag!

 

[Rimbaud]

my copy has some interesting stains on the sleeve
it looks like prit(ick) stick
they told me it was a special copy

thats what i was told!Got it at that very fine gig consisting of Joan of arse and Guapo(i think) - someone was playing the saw during the J.O.A. set...ah memories....good days.
I`m ok with the 7" cheers anyway.

 

[the bearded lady]

thats what i was told!Got it at that very fine gig consisting of Joan of arse and Guapo(i think) - someone was playing the saw during the J.O.A. set...ah memories....good days.
I`m ok with the 7" cheers anyway.

never played with Guapo. but if you DO ever want a copy of the 7", its no trouble, i have 18,000 copies of it that make up my house. i'm ambitious. and a bit stupid..........

 

[Pantone247]

never played with Guapo. but if you DO ever want a copy of the 7", its no trouble, i have 18,000 copies of it that make up my house. i'm ambitious. and a bit stupid..........

and smelly, don't forget smelly!