Jerry Seinfeld is gonna be on the Late Late Toy Show tonight (1 Viewer)

[pete]

You Irish are fucked in the head.

"west brits, foreigners and culchies" you mean

 

[pete]

highlights?

- the book kids
- "DON'T KICK THE BABY!"
- "AMULET! PLAY ARTIST U2!" and the apparent irish invention of Windows Media Centre and non-functioning speech recognition
- Sugababes not being able to sing
- Sinefield

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

has james blunt been on yet?

 

[Lungs]

My favourite bit was this: "This book is great, he runs up the thingy and eats...the meat."

Also, the passion with which the Pavarotti kid kicked out the jams.

 

[pete]

has james blunt been on yet?

unfortunately

if he'd done the one about his triangle it would have been better

 

[HMD]

highlights?

- the book kids
- "DON'T KICK THE BABY!"
- "AMULET! PLAY ARTIST U2!" and the apparent irish invention of Windows Media Centre and non-functioning speech recognition
- Sugababes not being able to sing
- Sinefield

and the child named dylan singemore on the bike.

the lad on the pogo stick was good but i wanted him to slip

 

[worthit]

wheres that sap that from tallaght that used to help out on the toy show?

"yis can have yiser playstationz and yizer gameboys but ye cant take away the power of bukes"

His name was kevin, he hosted physiquiz too. He directs Satittude now.

 

[flashback]

What did Singemore look like?

I am imagining :

 

[coraline]

That Eyeclops thing that magnifies things 200 times = total crap.

I liked the little German bike with no wheels....

 

[It Will Never Last]

His name was kevin, he hosted physiquiz too. He directs Satittude now.

That little cunt, he's on the shitlist.

 

[pete]

That Eyeclops thing that magnifies things 200 times = total crap.

I liked the little German bike with no wheels....

i thought pat was going to brain the poor kid

"give it time.. wait... wait... WAIT A MINUTE!"

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

- "AMULET! PLAY ARTIST U2!" and the apparent irish invention of Windows Media Centre and non-functioning speech recognition

fuckin size of that thing!

the seinfield thing is just mind boggling.

 

[cpr]

I hate that Pat doesn't wear a Christmas jumper like Uncle Gaybo used to.

 

[Diddles]

Why doesn't anything electronic ever work on the show? Pat kept blaming the 'studio environment' on it last night. Kids looking at him blankly. I'd blame it on the gobshites dressed as monks that were working on the floor - I'd say they're all alcholic technophobes.

 

[It Will Never Last]

Did you see the young wan with the video diary thing?

Confident little madam, that'll be knocked out of her when she goes to secondary school.

 

[cephalopod]

Wonder what Jerry Seinfield made of that creepy christmas nightmare? The weirdy interviewer, awkward around scores of kids (seemingly all called Oisin), the santy-hatted tools in the audience clapping with the sort of obsequious excitement that only exists in situations when Irish people are getting things for free. June Rodgers, the peter pan of Irish panto. Billy Barry kids engaging in fusion dance routines.

Jerry Seinfield, Bemused, and probably looking for the first plane out of Dublin.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

Anyone utoob it?

 

[muffin]

that kid that was dressed like michael jackson who played guitar...and then jsut started shouting out pavarotti..oh my god i loved him..

and how much do i want one of those singing elmo's with the pizza..

 

[pete]

TMX Elmo, Cookiemonster & Ernie are where its at. There's videos on amazon.com

 

[Wobbler]

that kid that was dressed like michael jackson who played guitar...and then jsut started shouting out pavarotti..oh my god i loved him..

That was so funny. What's the worst thing you can get a kid with a horrible voice to sing?