its the friday lost phone/hungover thread! (1 Viewer)

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

listen lads, im havin a whitey and will surely puke if I don't die. was at a party last night and drank too many faggotty cocktails and lost me fuckin brand new phone. Its off this mornin so that means its nicked huh? and like i was only in one place and the place is posh. I rang the carriage office of coure theres never answer from there. is it nicked lads?

 

[george mcfly]

did you try ringing the phone rowdy row??

 

[george mcfly]

oh yeah, it's off isn't it?? did you get insurance??

 

[RSJ]

is it nicked lads?

Yes. yes it is. I'll sell you one that's exactly the same which, for your convenience, has exactly the same number and all your contacts stored in it. The price is e200. Thank you please.

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

ja its off and your picture with keith is on the screen, you you better hope the knacker dosent like to rape yez

 

[The Schnapper]

Rotten buzz. Glad I stayed in my leaba

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

no insurance

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

pm us your landline no at work georgie

 

[RSJ]

Rotten buzz. Glad I stayed in my leaba

For a second there i thought you said labia. How disappointing.

 

[Squiggle]

Hate that! Bad enough being hungover but losing a phone these days is such a nightmare.

You'll probably come accross some guy selling it on the hapenny bridge or something.

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

Hate that! Bad enough being hungover but losing a phone these days is such a nightmare.

You'll probably come accross some guy selling it on the hapenny bridge or something.

yeah i shoulda insured it but on the plus side i got given a goodie bag with about 200 euros worth of stuff for baldy men but me fella isnt baldy tho

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

helena i see you there, i wnt to havana to meet yez all after with me friend and yez had all gone. i was too off me face. were ye ringin me and what time was me phone turned off?

 

[Ciansy]

A friend of mine had his phone stolen at knifepoint once, and the yungfla who took it tried to sell it back about an hour later. One wonders why he didn't just demand yer man's money too.

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

does anyone want abdomen firming gel for men either?its for your six pack i think its sposed togive you one

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

would anyone be interested in swoppin the baldy man stuff and the abdomen firming gel for men for a phone with bluetooth

 

[F. Fred Palakon]

helena i see you there, i wnt to havana to meet yez all after with me friend and yez had all gone. i was too off me face. were ye ringin me and what time was me phone turned off?

naw, i'd left my phone at home. maybe it was a phone jinx day. seamus was ringing ya tho. bad buzz losing yr phone is shit, it's only ever happened to me once but i was gutted.

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

will ya pm me seamus's phone no

 

[george mcfly]

ja its off and your picture with keith is on the screen, you you better hope the knacker dosent like to rape yez

rowdy someone is always trying to bum me, i'll be grand

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

rowdy someone is always trying to bum me, i'll be grand

will ya be grand to georgie if yer man's gay for ya and his mickey is 14 inches long

 

[george mcfly]

will ya be grand to georgie if yer man's gay for ya and his mickey is 14 inches long

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