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I'm painting my living room and I want to stop. Then again, I'm a big lazy poo. What's your excuse?
I am eating a sausage sandwich, which I am sure I will regret later. It is going to be a slow day in work, Fridays always are, so Thumped had better be interesting today people!
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I had half a baguette with three sausages earlier. My Friday morning treat.
Mmmm.
I had half a baguette with three sausages earlier. My Friday morning treat.
Mmmm.
Hot hint - went on a fruit and veg (with no complex carbs) diet two weeks ago (missus was put on it for her M.E. and i said i'd do it too for support and all that) and lost about a stone and a half already. Result!!how's your diet going? Mine, she is going...er...v badly. Despite not eating very much, being constantly starving and and going to the gym 4 times a week, I am still as fat as ever. Once more, life deals me the shit hand.
come on kristine, keep the pecker up. just picture the carrot at the end of the tunnel.how's your diet going? Mine, she is going...er...v badly. Despite not eating very much, being constantly starving and and going to the gym 4 times a week, I am still as fat as ever. Once more, life deals me the shit hand.
Wah wah wah. think of the poor starving black children.I'm knackered. From a week of lying about on the couch saying 'I'm knackered'.
Life, she is so unfair. It's not like I've even had any FUN in the past few days. Puh.
You people make me sick. It's friday, you pricks. Dry your eyes and think about what you feel like drinking later.
Jesus.
Don't indulge her, she just needs to cop herslef on.come on kristine, keep the pecker up. just picture the carrot at the end of the tunnel.
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