It's my birthday on Friday (1 Viewer)

SEXIST. Girls can be strippers, too.

Girls can also be firefighters.

But married men with children shouldn't hire strippers.

Snakey, you should buy yourself a pipe and slippers to go with the your tweed jacket. I'd suggest some muttonchops, but I suspect that would be a challenge. You could always buy some fake ones and stick them on with superglue.
 
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ooh matron!
 
like mistake a male stripper's bum for a girl's, and get turned on before realising the mistake, and then dealing with the resultant confusion?

hmm

a mate of mine does that all the time. this actually happened:

my mate: whoa, check out the 2 hoties over there!

me: dude! thats a man and his approx 10 year old son!

my mate: oh.

it was broad daylight too.
 
Firefighters dressed as strippers?

I can give ya a number for that if ya want..

the place where im doing my portfolio was on the front of the sunday star there a little while ago cause apprently we had "a drink fueled sex party"

But all that happened was two strippers and a few beer bongs.

Anyways I drunkenly acumilated the strippers calling card thing.

Um.. 35.. happy birthday!!!!!!
 

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