Some fuckin' drunken eejit just alerted my dog as to his presence and she went bananas, barking and growling like a good thing. I went out to see what the fuck the story was and dude was as drunk as a skunk. He didn't know what town he was in or where the fuck he was going. Jaysus. Betsy (the dog) was ready and willing to tear him a few new orifices. I think the guards picked him up a bit later. Ne'er a dull moment.
