In the event of a Dublin zomby attack? (1 Viewer)

[needtokill]

To be fair, zombies have better things to do than wander around that shitty shopping centre. I'd say they'd much rather go to Jervis for some KFC or something.

They're zombies.They don't have time for fried chicken.The staff of KFC maybe,but the produce, no.

When "Eirecore - The Movie" finally gets made, Dunchees "I'm not fucking dying in the Ilac centre" speech will be the climax of it.I can picture it now.Definitely seconding that for "Post of the year"

 

[rossdonbeck]

fuckin walnut whips! Other shite like the cream pies made of ice cream cones and marshmallow and chocolate over the top that are fucking 50c these days and you'd be mad to get one in any case other than if you were done up like a zombie out of your mind, with club orange to wash them down with. They're not even that nice actually.

I'm leaning for SeanR's Steven's green call - it's not a bad one, bar the pay in jacks. Is there a hardware shop there though? Barbed wire, hammers + weapons etc? Fuckin aswell, there's nowhere in there where you can get propagandhi tickets. Fuck THA. They probably don't even have walnut whips.

 

[Space]

fuckin walnut whips! Other shite like the cream pies made of ice cream cones and marshmallow and chocolate over the top that are fucking 50c these days and you'd be mad to get one in any case other than if you were done up like a zombie out of your mind, with club orange to wash them down with. They're not even that nice actually.

I'm leaning for SeanR's Steven's green call - it's not a bad one, bar the pay in jacks. Is there a hardware shop there though? Barbed wire, hammers + weapons etc? Fuckin aswell, there's nowhere in there where you can get propagandhi tickets. Fuck THA. They probably don't even have walnut whips.

Talking of Propagandhi tickets, The TBMC might be a good place to hole up. It's got a bar, a roof garden and loads musical equipment.

We could do the Zombie Rock and keep the Zombys entertained..|..|

 

[error type 11]

One of those and I reckon you'd be fairly sorted in case of attack

And this for the run to tescos for munchies

 

[SeanR]

They're zombies.They don't have time for fried chicken.The staff of KFC maybe,but the produce, no.

There's ALWAYS time for fried chicken!

When "Eirecore - The Movie" finally gets made, Dunchees "I'm not fucking dying in the Ilac centre" speech will be the climax of it.I can picture it now.

Hahaha, yes!

 

[mr.blueface]

haha, wht bout the dundrum shopping center, i know most them are brain dead !!

 

[needtokill]

There's ALWAYS time for fried chicken!



Hahaha, yes!

if by "fried chicken" you mean " the unrelenting slaughter of worthless human beings" then yes. you are correct.

 

[D0njo]

central bank as a stronghold, level all the surrounding buildings so the gigantic space will quickly reveal any brain-eaters.. my brother tells me there's a massive weapons stash on the top level.. and the bridges connecting north to south would have to be destroyed too..

 

[rossdonbeck]

UCD library is fairly secure I think, and there's the concourse roof to get from one building to another safely enough - down to the restaurant for the lunchtime special then back to the libro to surf the web until tai chi practice is on down at the sports centre at half 8, get a pint at the bar and catch a sci-fi soc movie in the arts block.

 

[rossdonbeck]

Or a walled city within the city, at Trinners - big gates and fences all round, and McDonald's is only round the corner.

 

[SeanR]

haha, wht bout the dundrum shopping center, i know most them are brain dead !!

Far too big. You'd never feel safe being unable to survey the entire stronghold. Far too many entrances aswell.

 

[SeanR]

central bank as a stronghold, level all the surrounding buildings so the gigantic space will quickly reveal any brain-eaters.. my brother tells me there's a massive weapons stash on the top level.. and the bridges connecting north to south would have to be destroyed too..

Ah here boss, being eaten alive by zombies is insulting enough but zombie goth-kids?! No thanks!

 

[Rachel666]

What if the idea of rotting slowly in a shopping centre does not satisfy me? I think I would try to escape town somehow.

 

[SeanR]

What if the idea of rotting slowly in a shopping centre does not satisfy me? I think I would try to escape town somehow.

Good fucking luck! The first place they'll hit will be the bus stations! Not because they're clever or anything but there's more meat on a bus driver.

 

[rossdonbeck]

Hilarious!

 

[rossdonbeck]

And true!

 

[SeanR]

 

[rossdonbeck]

Put "the real zombie survival test" into google - I got a survival time of three hours!

 

[Space]

Put "the real zombie survival test" into google - I got a survival time of three hours!

15 days. I'm a zen master at this shit.