If I was a pub... (1 Viewer)

[Milker]

....I'd be The Welcome Inn.

 

[jillface]

love that gaff.

 

[Lili Marlene]

I'd be club reflex in blackpool but also the library bar

and yes, i get to be both and yes, at the same time

 

[Jill Hives]

Did you take over my weekly meeting? I haven't been there in ages. Last time I got broken glass in my hair.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

Last time I was there I got barred.

 

[Milker]

yer man john, w one of his cudgels, ran a bloke out the door on saturday for threatening to throw a pint glass at him when he refused to sell off-sales to the shit-head...meanwhile a half-packed welcome inn looked on, vaguely reassured....he's an animalp

 

[Scientician 0.8]

Yeah he attacked my friends. It's only funny when it isn't happening to you.

 

[billygannon]

I'd be a Wetherspoons

 

[Milker]

Yeah he attacked my friends. It's only funny when it isn't happening to you.

And I'd say he's got a photographic memory of who's on the 'barred' list...I wouldn't cross the guy in a fit...looks like John Malkevich and carries a telescopic metal bar in a pouch on his belt....ouch!!

 

[Corey]

If I were a bar i'd be minding my own business if i were you.

 

[GO]

I'm also barred.Have been for years now.

 

[nooleen]

If I was a pub I'd drink myself dry, and have ham and cheese toasties for every meal, and flout the smoking ban.

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

i'd be the barse between the lord edward and burdocks.

 

[Corey]

i'd be the barse between the lord edward and burdocks.

Man. I'd never leave.

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

imagine the smell

 

[pete]