Wobbler
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Carrickstown
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I'm totally lame, and I'm gonna have to say Hogwarts.
You are a lame.
You could just go visiting Fettes College in Edinburgh instead, it's plenty Hogwarty. And Tony Blair went to school there, which is its own special kind of magic.
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Duh, I don't wanna go where the Prime Minister of Muggles went! I want Hogwarts! It's the moving staircases, the talking paintings, Dumbledore, the giant fella, etc. The building is really only part of it, like. I also want to fly around on a broomstick which, despite the many accusations, I am not currently able to do.
But I'd like there to be no Dementors. Don't like them lads. Or Death-Eaters because they're pricks.
You can do all of this at Fettes - it's in the prospectus. Most of it is optional after-hours stuff rather than core curriculum, which you may find disappointing.
But I'd like there to be no Dementors. Don't like them lads. Or Death-Eaters because they're pricks.
Harry's first year Hogwarts then. Just watch out for Quirrell!
I'd like to live in the world of a fantasy novel, but a really over the top, clichéd, cheesey one like Dragonlance or something.
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