I think I may have found those single women (1 Viewer)

[classic seanc]

yo guys - any tips on talking to girls?!?!?!?!

INTERNETS.

 

[cephalopod]

yo guys - any tips on talking to girls?!?!?!?!

The golden Rule is BE YOURSELF..don't try to be George Clooney, or Billy Corgan or James Joyce, she'll know your not for real, girls can sense when you are not being yourself. Have pride in yourself, you know you really are a good person, have confidence in that, confidence makes them wet.

The second rule is LISTEN..A minute turning the ear, can lead to hours pounding her from the rear..I know I know, she's blathering on about her mates, and her ex, and sanitary products but it will be worth it in the end. Really. And keep asking questions, listening is not enough BE PROACTIVE...really? Negative rhetorical questions are good, Get outta here? For Real? No way? You kidding? Kerry Katona is actually that weight?


More tips next week.

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

yo guys - any tips on talking to girls?!?!?!?!

ask her does she want a ride in your ford capri. that usually works, girls love cars

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

The golden Rule is BE YOURSELF..don't try to be George Clooney, or Billy Corgan or James Joyce, she'll know your not for real, girls can sense when you are not being yourself. Have pride in yourself, you know you really are a good person, have confidence in that, confidence makes them wet.

The second rule is LISTEN..A minute turning the ear, can lead to hours pounding her from the rear..I know I know, she's blathering on about her mates, and her ex, and sanitary products but it will be worth it in the end. Really. And keep asking questions, listening is not enough BE PROACTIVE...really? Negative rhetorical questions are good, Get outta here? For Real? No way? You kidding? Kerry Katona is actually that weight?


More tips next week.

get Jane ova here

 

[Hector Grey]

The golden Rule is BE YOURSELF..don't try to be George Clooney, or Billy Corgan or James Joyce, .

jeez, how do George Clooney, or Billy Corgan or James Joyce ever get laid?

 

[Squiggle]

cephalopod's advice seems pretty sound to me.

 

[Jill Hives]

The golden Rule is BE YOURSELF..don't try to be George Clooney, or Billy Corgan or James Joyce, she'll know your not for real, girls can sense when you are not being yourself. Have pride in yourself, you know you really are a good person, have confidence in that, confidence makes them wet.

The second rule is LISTEN..A minute turning the ear, can lead to hours pounding her from the rear..I know I know, she's blathering on about her mates, and her ex, and sanitary products but it will be worth it in the end. Really. And keep asking questions, listening is not enough BE PROACTIVE...really? Negative rhetorical questions are good, Get outta here? For Real? No way? You kidding? Kerry Katona is actually that weight?


More tips next week.

Priceless.

 

[cephalopod]

Ugh I'm already being de-repped, didnae any of yae, see yae above post as a piss-take of those Tom Cruise in Magnolia-type get a girl laid self-help books??????????

Get a grip thumpders!!

 

[cephalopod]

oh it seems most of ye probably did!

 

[rettucs]

The golden Rule is BE YOURSELF..don't try to be George Clooney, or Billy Corgan or James Joyce, she'll know your not for real, girls can sense when you are not being yourself.

what if you're an absolute prick? In that case being yourself isn't gonna do much good.

 

[cephalopod]

what if you're an absolute prick? In that case being yourself isn't gonna do much good.

Most complete pricks I know are doing well for themselves.

 

[Squiggle]

what if you're an absolute prick? In that case being yourself isn't gonna do much good.

Most nice guys would tell you that being an absolute prick gives you a distinct advantage. Looking back, most of the guys I've ever gone out were were pricks.

 

[cephalopod]

What's his secret...

 

[Squiggle]

What's his secret...

Money?

 

[Jill Hives]

Most nice guys would tell you that being an absolute prick gives you a distinct advantage. Looking back, most of the guys I've ever gone out were were pricks.

I always seem to pick the super shy bookish types who end up being more sensitive than me.

 

[cephalopod]

I always seem to pick the super shy bookish types who end up being more sensitive than me.

Not into the alpha-male?

 

[rettucs]

Most complete pricks I know are doing well for themselves.

yeah, thats true. Why do girls always go for guys who are complete assholes? whats that about? Is it something to do with the challenge of wanting to change them or something? I don't get it

 

[Squiggle]

I always seem to pick the super shy bookish types who end up being more sensitive than me.

Ouch! That can be really, really difficult. Nothing worse than a guy crying because he's hurt you or done something wrong... not only do you not get any apology, but you're the one who ends up feeling bad. They are the true pricks of the dating world.

My sister married one of these. Before they married he ran up and pushed her in the back when she was taking a roast out of the oven, she dropped the roast and burned her hands, he started crying and she ended up having to comfort him for hours. She should have learned from that really.

 

[george mcfly]

The golden Rule is BE YOURSELF..don't try to be George Clooney, or Billy Corgan or James Joyce, she'll know your not for real, girls can sense when you are not being yourself. Have pride in yourself, you know you really are a good person, have confidence in that, confidence makes them wet.

The second rule is LISTEN..A minute turning the ear, can lead to hours pounding her from the rear..I know I know, she's blathering on about her mates, and her ex, and sanitary products but it will be worth it in the end. Really. And keep asking questions, listening is not enough BE PROACTIVE...really? Negative rhetorical questions are good, Get outta here? For Real? No way? You kidding? Kerry Katona is actually that weight?


More tips next week.

Amazing. I just laughed out loud. Like a fucking lunatic

 

[Scientician 0.8]

If yiz are really stuck there's plenty of cailíní in DCU, just go and hang out in the Starbucks here and everyone will think you're teh cool.