i saw this madser on the quays yesterday.. (1 Viewer)

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

he bombed out of an apartment on the quays wearing
only white stockings and one of those..over pantee
things...his mickey and balls were hanging out.

he went for an auld walk in his stockings up manor st.
everyone was getting a grand old laugh from him,
although he was fairly terrifying. he stopped just
before he got to some protest that was happening
outside of the law society / police checkpoint and
just stood there gazing into space.

he looked like a drug addict / concentration camp
type of guy...it wasn't a look which fit with the
stockings and what have you. anyone else see him?
any good theories? i reckon he was a rent boy who
was mad out of it and legged it.

poor fucker

 

[dAndAn]

Maybe he was just looking for a good smoothie place?

 

[Dromed]

I always miss the good stuff

 

[Hector Grey]

this is like one of those "my friend needs to know the number of an std clinic," scenes

it was you, wasn't it?

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

ah it wasn't as fun as it sounds...a bit depressing.

what are those 'over pantees' yokes called anyway?
i think you latch stockings onto them...this guy had
not. the lingerie he was wearing looked really cheap.

 

[Hector Grey]

suspenders?

 

[Hector Grey]

like so:

???

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

oh wait...so the stockings attach to the suspenders?

i thought suspenders and stockings were the same thing
what's sex like, dip?

 

[Hector Grey]

oh wait...so the stockings attach to the suspenders?

i thought suspenders and stockings were the same thing
what's sex like, dip?

like a wank. only with judgment and fear.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

sex is cool

 

[Goff]

Panties should really go OVER suspenders. That way you can leave them on when you're getting it on.

So I've been told, like.

Anyway, enough with the transference. Calling yer man a poor fucker, when he might have actually been quite happy. Tsk!

 

[Hector Grey]

Panties should really go OVER suspenders. That way you can leave them on when you're getting it on.

So I've been told, like.

Anyway, enough with the transference. Calling yer man a poor fucker, when he might have actually been quite happy. Tsk!

too horny to spend mere seconds unclipping the things?

hott.

 

[Franco]

It's probably a trend, like girls walking about in their pajamas and that sort of thing.

 

[Goff]

Sure isn't it the point to leave them on? And boots. Boots should always be left on.

Again, so I'm told.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

Panties should really go OVER suspenders. That way you can leave them on when you're getting it on.

So I've been told, like.

Anyway, enough with the transference. Calling yer man a poor fucker, when he might have actually been quite happy. Tsk!

he didn't look very happy or horny

2 happy 2 horny

 

[Goff]

Did the police just ignore him?

 

[Wavioli]

maybe it was some kind of bumfights type dare for money?

 

[snakybus]

like a wank. only with judgment and fear.

You get fear thrown in? Lucky bastard.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

Did the police just ignore him?

the police were too busy blocking the buslane pulling
people over and handing out fines during rush hour
traffic to really notice - as much as i could see...

one person must have pointed him out to the coppers,
cos the police man had a look over, but he soon went
back to writing out tickets for driving in the bus lane.

dunno what happened after that. last i saw he was
standing still on the path, staring at the traffic

anyway, nobody else saw this! i was hoping someone
else might have

 

[Goff]

"I'm sorry, Guard. I didn't realise it was a bus lane as I was so distracted by the bloke in the stockings with his mickey hanging out. Are you not going to do something about THAT?!"

I wonder if that would hold up in court.