I find it odd when people my age have kids (1 Viewer)

[Super Dexta]

Find it odd when people my age have a car. I'm all "ooh look at mister responsibility..."
People having babies just sends my head spinning.



I'm twenty fucking six.

my car is like a baby equivalent. i have to bring it everywhere, i spend nearly all my disposable income on keeping it going, it's always acting the prick but i love it anyway and would never be without it.

and in a couple of years i'll trade it in for one with a bigger engine and more brake horsepower.

 

[Doctor Muscles]

Stop saying things like "engine" and "horsepower". It's intimidating me

 

[Super Dexta]

catalytic converter.
anti-roll bar.
chassis.
torque.
wishbone bushing.
manual transmission.
umm.. wheel.

 

[Cormcolash]

Hot

 

[Diddles]

Diddles, Rita....how much pain is involved? Seriously, is it any worse then when a man gets a tap in the testicles?

If you had ten pairs of bollix, simultaneously got them all bitten off , while falling back on your arsebone, whacking both elbows off the ground and biting your tongue, you might begin to imagine how painful it is.

I broke through the pain barrier having that child. Bulletproof now.

 

[spuded]

my car is like a baby equivalent. i have to bring it everywhere, i spend nearly all my disposable income on keeping it going, it's always acting the prick but i love it anyway and would never be without it.

and in a couple of years i'll trade it in for one with a bigger engine and more brake horsepower.

fuck kids, I have a cat, thats wayyy better, and a car. Cat and a car is enough for me!

I was speaking to a girl I knew from school in kildare the last time I was back, she is now expecting her fourth child, I remember she already had one by the time she left school but on her fourth now! I'm only 27 for fucksake, as is she. I dunno having more than two kids really baffles me. But I guess that's cause I'm from a two children family.

 

[Doctor Muscles]

catalytic converter.
anti-roll bar.
chassis.
torque.
wishbone bushing.
manual transmission.
umm.. wheel.

Been crying for the last two hours. Hope you're happy.

 

[plug]

witnessing a birth is the most fucked up thing I've ever
witnessed. indescribable really. women are hardcore.

I think having a kid is bizarre to most people who don't
have one, regardless of their age. it's a whole different
set of priorities/responsibilities.

I have a kid, he'll be one tomorrow and I still find it odd.
great though. having said that the thought of another fills
me with the horror. never again!

 

[plug]

carburettor

 

[Goodbye]

believe me, i know the look when people think i've said something crazy

i'm very happy with my life (apart from still living at home) and don't need anything getting in the way of happiness.

Dude, having a kid doesn't "get in the way of happiness" quite the opposite.

 

[Goodbye]

witnessing a birth is the most fucked up thing I've ever
witnessed. indescribable really. women are hardcore.

Your darn tootin' they are! My wife is my hero. Amazing what she went through, it would have killed me.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

agree with plug. Witnessing a birth is something else. Nothing worse than seeing your loved one in pain and not being able to do anything about it.

 

[GO]

I with yis there boyo's.Fair fucks to them.
They're headwreckers but they rule at firing out the little babbies.

 

[Reets]

Thumped's dads rock (diddles too).

 

[snakybus]

Your darn tootin' they are! My wife is my hero. Amazing what she went through, it would have killed me.

Man you'd be moaning like a moose in labour if someone put the wrong kind of sauce on your chips, never mind squeezing out a babby!

 

[Goodbye]

zacktly

 

[billygannon]

The birth of my little one was the best thing I've ever experienced.

 

[maims bond]

If you had ten pairs of bollix, simultaneously got them all bitten off , while falling back on your arsebone, whacking both elbows off the ground and biting your tongue, you might begin to imagine how painful it is.

I broke through the pain barrier having that child. Bulletproof now.

I just stubbed my toe of a chair, OUCH!

In seriousness, I can't imagine what it's like to know that you are about to go through immeasurable pain and to know for so long that it's coming down the tracks. But after that isn't it all plain sailing what with the men going out doing all the back-breaking work to earn a crust?

 

[Anthony]

my bro and his mrs have recently had their 2nd child. I think he put it very well when he said that "one kid is like a hobby, two is hard work".
Nail on the fucking head.
My sister says that the third is easy.

 

[egg_]

A hobby! Fuck. Two is harder, but one was no walk in the park. With three you're outnumbered, you may as well just forget about it