I can't wait for my fucking holiday! (1 Viewer)

[Eejit Punk]

Well this is it you gaping wide bleeding cunts. I'm off tommorow on a 'trip of a lifetime', if you will. Flying out to Hong fucking Kong to buy gadgets, eat dogs and other tasty animals and to see if there's any good Irish lads working in the Spar over there. After that I'll be sitting the fuck out of a fucking plane towards bastard Thailand. There I will drink and smoke lots and think of you very little. After that, I may head towards Cambodia, Vietnam or Laos, where you will probably never hear from me again. Not that any of you need to know this, but I just thought I'd rub it in, because that's the kind of guy I am. If for any reason, one of you little white shits wants to get in contact with me, my fucking email address is [email protected] Just don't expect a bastard reply you shower of pricks. I won't be back until October and I'm going with my beautiful wet-receiver so expect me to come home early or single.

Fuck Off.
Very Ethnic Oly

 

[W.]

Originally posted by Eejit Punk
my beautiful wet-receiver

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[Goatbastard]

i'm going to Japan after my junior cert .. that isnt going to please strange guy .. but i'm going to indulge in some rare records and vendor machine beer and grocery store available grotesque porn mags .. and see many bands .. and change my name to toshiya zowagasi .. and shit like that ..

 

[Eejit Punk]

All packed up and ready to go. This is it you cunts. I'd like to say I'll miss you, but Allah, for he is great, forbids me to lie. So I'll just say that while I may miss going to gigs and drinking with the lads, I certainly will not miss alot of the bitching and moaning that goes on here. I won't see you in Warzone, I won't see you for RTS 4, I won't see you in Ground Zero, and I won't see you in town. This puts a smile on my face. Unfortunately, I won't be here for when everyone gives out to Marianne about robbing the kids bike, and I would have loved to have seen that. So you punky pricks, I shall see you in October...

Adieu

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[Janer]

How was it?