I AM IN A BAKE AND REALLY NEDD TO BREAK SOMEONES JAW! (1 Viewer)

[flashback]

There's monsters under my bed?

The monsters are frightened of your bed moose.

 

[Space]

The monsters are frightened of your bed moose.

I'm not surprised.

 

[Los Davos]

I dont get stressed in airports...then again i'm usually vallied out
of me face with a few stiff gins on me.

 

[Turtle-TM]

What's funny is, that liquid bombs on planes dont, never did, and can't exist.
They are not possible.
To make a liquid bomb on a plane, you would basically need another plane flying along beside you full of liquid nitrogen to keep stuff cool, a fairly well set up lab, and some kind of platform that will damp the planes vibrations.

Its just impossible.
Everyone knows this, they always did know it, the whole thing was never anything more than PR.

errrrrr actually channel 4 had an explosives expert make a bomb that blew the side out of a plane with 4 100ml bottles of liquid that looked like water......so the rule makes no sense at all........

 

[plug]

correct me if i'm wrong, Tombstone, but didn't you and
Bad Scene Rich pull a knife on someone in a chalet at
ATP once? hahah

"GET THE KNIFE! GET THE KNIFE!"

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Second chapter:

I'm just after clearing security at Cork. They were very polit, professional and courteous.

The girl on the x ray comes up to me with the bag

"Can I look in here"
"sure. there is a washbag in there but no liquids"
"No it's not that - do you have a pliers and a screwdriver in there"
"not that I'm aware of"

She searches the bag - no joy - takes out the clothes -x rays the bag seperately - then finally x-rays the washbag

She comes back and out of a pocket pulls an ingrown toenail clippers (looks like a needle nosed pliers but sharp) and a big fuck off nail file.

So for all of the pricking about that was done in shannon they completely missed 2 legit items of contraband thet were in the washbag they searched numerous times. The guy was prepared to go apeshit over a half a mini bottle of shampoo robed from some hotel but was so incompetent he couldn't find real weapons in a small bag both he and the girl before him searched.

Great eh.

 

[jane]

What did she say/do?

For a while those things were reclassified as acceptable, weren't they?

 

[Super Dexta]

ingrown toenail clippers

hott.

 

[flashback]

errrrrr actually channel 4 had an explosives expert make a bomb that blew the side out of a plane with 4 100ml bottles of liquid that looked like water......so the rule makes no sense at all........

linky?



everything I search pulls up links saying that it was all made up bullshit.


ie:
http://www.rawstory.com/news/2006/Sources_August_Terror_Plot_Fiction_Underscoring_0918.html

 

[Turtle-TM]

linky?



everything I search pulls up links saying that it was all made up bullshit.


ie:
http://www.rawstory.com/news/2006/Sources_August_Terror_Plot_Fiction_Underscoring_0918.html

it was a channel 4 show. one of the "dispatches" series.....think it was called something like whats the point of airport security...

 

[pete]

linky?



everything I search pulls up links saying that it was all made up bullshit.


ie:
http://www.rawstory.com/news/2006/Sources_August_Terror_Plot_Fiction_Underscoring_0918.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=518532&in_page_id=1770

 

[Turtle-TM]

thats the one

 

[pete]

http://www.breakingnews.ie/2006/08/10/story271600.html

same guy, bit more actual detail

 

[pete]

the original article from The Register specifically addressed and debunked the threat from TATP:

We're told that the suspects were planning to use TATP, or triacetone triperoxide, a high explosive that supposedly can be made from common household chemicals unlikely to be caught by airport screeners.

 

[Wilbert]

Has anyone commented on the title of this thread?
"I am in a bake...."

A bake? Is this just an anger-induced typo for 'rage'?

 

[pete]

Has anyone commented on the title of this thread?
"I am in a bake...."

A bake? Is this just an anger-induced typo for 'rage'?

you're just not hip to the cool lingo, old man

 

[Wilbert]

you're just not hip to the cool lingo, old man

These kids today! You can't understand a word they say!

 

[Scientician 0.8]

I've never had much problem going through airport security. In the US they tell you you're not obliged to remove your shoes but if you don't it could be more hassle for you. In Cleveland airport (not sure about any of other airports) there's a huge display case with a sign "These are only some of the contraband that people have tried to bring on planes in the last x years"
In the case there's pocketknives, bowie knives, pistols, machine guns, sticks of dynamite, cross bows etc. An arsenal pretty much.

 

[the departed]

"These are only some of the contraband that people have tried to bring on planes in the last x years"
In the case there's pocketknives, bowie knives, pistols, machine guns, sticks of dynamite, cross bows etc. An arsenal pretty much.

!!!!

hands up! give me the plane!!

 

[Charlie Bucket]

In Cleveland airport (not sure about any of other airports) there's a huge display case with a sign "These are only some of the contraband that people have tried to bring on planes in the last x years"
In the case there's pocketknives, bowie knives, pistols, machine guns, sticks of dynamite, cross bows etc. An arsenal pretty much.

so in the airport there's a case on plain view with guns, dynamite and a crossbow in it?