how tall is randy newman? (2 Viewers)

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

i've often wondered

 

[La La]

as old as his tongue and a little older than his teeth.


oh wait you wanted height..

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

in feet, preferably

do you say a "metre of ale" or a "yard of ale"?
i say yard. some disagree.

 

[La La]

shouldnt it be metre

as opposed to meter, like.

i'd go for yard though

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

i've always thought he looks like harry enfield as wayne slob.

 

[oh shit]

randy cannot be measured by conventional methods

 

[ratmonkey]

Paint him orange and he'd probably make an oompa loompa.

 

[Yurn!]

There's Randy Newman playin his piano, just singin' what he sees...

 

[hanley]

There's Randy Newman playin his piano, just singin' what he sees...

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[Lefty Frizzell]

randy cannot be measured by conventional methods

you mean string or tape?

i'd imagine he'd be hard to pin down. he's notoriously surly.

we could frame him for a crime so he'd be forced to pose for a mugshot, then we'd get an accurate reading.

 

[oh shit]

we're talking about the Heisenberg uncertainty principle; as randy newman is both a wave and a particle all measurements will necessarily fail.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

do we need to be that accurate barnardo?

i'm saying 5"7.

what are you saying?

 

[Yurn!]

we're talking about the Heisenberg uncertainty principle; as randy newman is both a wave and a particle all measurements will necessarily fail.

Eh...what?

 

[oh shit]

one cannot both observe the natural randy without the impact of observational photons disturbing his natural state.
5'6" sounds about right

 

[1000smurfs]

one cannot both observe the natural randy without the impact of observational photons disturbing his natural state.
5'6" sounds about right

You could measure his height to any desired accuracy but you'd then be unable to say anything about how fast he was

 

[Yurn!]

one cannot both observe the natural randy without the impact of observational photons disturbing his natural state.
5'6" sounds about right

Oh right. Really wish you'd said that in the first place.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

You could measure his height to any desired accuracy but you'd then be unable to say anything about how fast he was

measuring velocity is always dependant on a variable that i call, shoes.

whats the fastest pair of runners you've ever owned?

I had a pair of kangaroos when i was 11 that bore a sort of chevron flash stripe on the side. i'm convinced they were the quickest shoe i've ever worn.

 

[oh shit]

i had a pair of puma once that made me run so fast lines were coming out the back of me and i was all blurred

 

[shitepipe]

You could measure his height to any desired accuracy but you'd then be unable to say anything about how fast he was

he's pretty fast, so i'm not sure how high he is

 

[ratmonkey]

i had a pair of puma once that made me run so fast lines were coming out the back of me and i was all blurred

You sure you didn't jsut have a dose of the scutters?