How do you convince your child piglet is a boy? (1 Viewer)

[egg_]

"But she's pink, dad!"

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

Have you tried the violence?

 

[Diddles]

"But she's pink, dad!"

You could say he's a gay boy


A little girl was asking me whether our dog was a boy or a girl. I said she was a girl but her Da came up then and said "Don't be silly. All dogs are boys and all cats are girls. Tsk".

 

[Jill Hives]

You should wear pink when reading it to her.

 

[Umfufu]

Were Piglet & Winnie the Pooh "special friends"?

Is that why Winnie is called a Pooh Bear?

 

[cpr]

Just let her believe he is a girl,it will save a lot of hassle in the future when she starts asking why pooh and piglet are sharing a bed if they are both boys!

 

[Diddles]

If you're reading her the book, keep circling the word 'he' in red biro.

 

[CITY BABY]

You could say he's a gay boy


A little girl was asking me whether our dog was a boy or a girl. I said she was a girl but her Da came up then and said "Don't be silly. All dogs are boys and all cats are girls. Tsk".

hahaha this is very true

 

[classic seanc]

Just show her a real life boy pig that’s pink surely?

 

[egg_]

Now she's claiming "she" is a rabbit ... "but she has long ears, dad!"

I'm starting to suspect she's taking the piss out of me

 

[shower another shower]

Tell her Piglet isn't real.
I've recorded Piglet several times when I was working for Disney Interactive in LA. Piglet and Pooh are the same VO artist, just pitched up a few semi-tones.
Nearly 100% sure he was gay.

 

[egg_]

Ah she knows he's not real, that doesn't mean he doesn't have a sex or a species

I hate what Disney have done to Piglet - they've changed him from small-but-reluctantly brave to a wimp. Not your fault, I hope

 

[muffin]

just tell her all men are pigs...

boom-boom..