holy shit last night i saw a ghost (1 Viewer)

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

no, no, i refuse to not take this personally

 

[Martina Burke]

I said onny buzzin. It is a sort of a slang term, which infers that I'm not being serious.

yeah like 'chill your beans'

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

my cacks are relaxed
i'm takin a chill pill

 

[Martina Burke]

liquid cool my jets

 

[guy of the tiger]

i woke up suddenly at around 5:45 and i looked to the left of the bed and there was a woman and a smaller figure, not a child, but like an older person (think it was a man)
i scrambled for the light then it was gone. only thing is, i actually didnt feel freaked out by it and was so tired i went back to sleep. but i definitely saw them. *doobee doobee doobee doobee*

50 bucks says this wasn't a ghost. I always get this when I wake up in the middle of the night. it's just your eyes adjusting or something.
Especialyl if you had some drinks in the past couple of days.

Don't be silly now.

 

[Zeelander]

yeah like 'chill your beans'

Or "Cool it there, hotpants"

 

[Corey]

I'd be running for miles going aagh, in the style of Germans getting shot by jolly Brits in Warlord and/or Lion annuals.

 

[Donkey OJ]

Or "Cool it there, hotpants"

we dont have hotpants down the country. we say "stall the digger".

 

[chickenham]

Does anybody else miss Martina Burke? It's not the same around here anymore.

 

[Corey]

Does anybody else miss Martina Burke? It's not the same around here anymore.

she's over on the poles thread displaying disconcerting symptoms of rampant schitzophraenia.

 

[La La]

look i cant explain it but it was pretty solid and right there, and i made sure i was awake pinching myself. anyway this isnt the first time something doobee doobee has happened, the other time a few years ago it was a lamp that threw itself off a table!


rock.

 

[La La]

and a scarier thing happened last night. i heard this scrambling on the floor beside my bed, and turned on the light to see a fucking massive cockroach crawling into my bed. i mean for fucks sake. yuck.

 

[Martina Burke]

Ugh cockroaches. I suppose moths are the irish equivalent. My friend tayna told me that in the olden days women used to kill moths and use the dusty residue as eye shadow.

 

[La La]

now do you think moths are so bad?

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

now do you think cockroaches are so bad?

 

[Martina Burke]

is that a teradaktil? were they aggresive in nature or just made to look that way?

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

i think it's a velocityraptor

 

[Martina Burke]

if i went extinct 64 millions years ago i'd be fuming if someone gave me such a horrible name.

why not call them, hornossudays?

 

[Corey]

why not call them, hornossudays?

Sharpen up martina. You can do better than that.

 

[Martina Burke]

Sharpen up martina. You can do better than that.

what no picture? thats a first!