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[clive]

my thread about courdroy trousers has been moved to "lifestyle" urrrgh. i want to have it switched back here. please visit, and deposit a general picture of a general. thanks.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

my thread about courdroy trousers has been moved to "lifestyle" urrrgh. i want to have it switched back here. please visit, and deposit a general picture of a general. thanks.

this should really be in the politics board.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

this should really be in the politics board.

I've recently noticed on chat shows such as Russell Harty and The Right Hook that just before a trouser wearer sits in their seat they pinch just above the knee, pull the trouser up a bit and then sit down.

Should I be doing this?

 

[glen]

No - fixing your undergarments and genitalia with a 180 degree sub-pant backhand sweep is far more important.
The knee pinch is for elderly gentlemen of the homosexual variety.

 

[Osama Van Halen]

I've recently noticed on chat shows such as Russell Harty and The Right Hook that just before a trouser wearer sits in their seat they pinch just above the knee, pull the trouser up a bit and then sit down.

Should I be doing this?

IF YOUR KACKS ARE PROPER HARD ROCK KACKS... YOU'LL HAVE NO KNEES TO PINCH. THUS NEGATING THE PUFFTER PINCH. NOTHIN WRONG WITH RUBBIN YOUR BARE KNEE FOR GOOD LUCK THOUGH. WATCH OUT THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE TO TUCK THE TOP OF YER SHLONG BACK INTO COVER.
ALLAHQUANDO

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

i managed to pull off an bog standard undercarriage barse pinch outside stephens green shopping centre at lunchtime. i pretended i was reading the county council code on a manhole. sublime altogether.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

yeah, like when you have to get off the bus with a bus boner (or "travel fat"). trying to tuck your lad into your kek elastic before getting up. i call it resetting the clock.

 

[ms.b.haven]

boy.are.disgusting. but i actually found all of the above a bit sexy.

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

yeah, like when you have to get off the bus with a bus boner (or "travel fat"). trying to tuck your lad into your kek elastic before getting up. i call it resetting the clock.

Art.

 

[thisgreg]

yeah, like when you have to get off the bus with a bus boner (or "travel fat"). trying to tuck your lad into your kek elastic before getting up. i call it resetting the clock.

a classic manoeuvre, also good if you wake up with morning wood and you don't want to get yourself spotted while going to the jax. (make sure you have a good elastic on your jammies though)

 

[Corey]

Art.

ART!

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

a classic manoeuvre, also good if you wake up with morning wood and you don't want to get yourself spotted while going to the jax. (make sure you have a good elastic on your jammies though)

or you could walk to the shower, proudly hanging a towel on it and declaring, 'I'm off to have a wank'.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

or you could walk to the shower, proudly hanging a towel on it and declaring, 'I'm off to have a wank'.

you mean a face cloth, right? or a hanky?

 

[glen]

Don't suppress bus wood lads - why do you think it's called "standing proud"?

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

you mean a face cloth, right? or a hanky?

a wet duffle coat biotch.

 

[clive]

none of this is helping.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

dont stand proud close to the driver while the bus is in motion.

whats that in irish?

 

[thisgreg]

Don't suppress bus wood lads - why do you think it's called "standing proud"?

True, True but the way some of these bus drivers drive, you never know when they'll slam on the old brakes and thus you run the risk of jabbing so old dear in the back with you pork sword. very painful for all involved.

 

[Corey]

 

[ms.b.haven]