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[ms.b.haven]

So was i, an icecream that's shaped like a foot. daw

i was talking about ice-cream. sheeeeesh!

 

[Alan Remorse]

what the fuck lads? this was about my cat once upon a time.

anyways, no sign of him, i've all but given up hope....

however there was an interesting turn of events yesterday morning:

this young fella turned up at my door, asking if i'd seen his cat. my interest aroused (as well as my libido), I asked what the cat looked like. the young fella held aloft a picture of MY tabbycat. Seeing as he was only about 8, I decided not to beat the shit out of him for usurping my position as the owner of said tabbycat, and just told him i havent seen him. However, this all contributes to my lack of hope.

 

[billygannon]

my interest aroused (as well as my libido)... Seeing as he was only about 8

Yikes!

 

[ms.b.haven]

sorry Al. i think liadain (spelt correct?) made i good point, i think it was her anyway. if it's a tomcat it'll stray more coz it's looking for action. thing is cats aren't fussy, wherever they're being fed they'll hang around, so that kid probably thought it had found a new friend. Put up some LOST posters if it means that much

what the fuck lads? this was about my cat once upon a time.

anyways, no sign of him, i've all but given up hope....

however there was an interesting turn of events yesterday morning:

this young fella turned up at my door, asking if i'd seen his cat. my interest aroused (as well as my libido), I asked what the cat looked like. the young fella held aloft a picture of MY tabbycat. Seeing as he was only about 8, I decided not to beat the shit out of him for usurping my position as the owner of said tabbycat, and just told him i havent seen him. However, this all contributes to my lack of hope.

 

[Alan Remorse]

ill defend my right to be a member of NAMBLA till i die

 

[ms.b.haven]

LOL

Yikes!

 

[MDR]

Two kids called to my brother's door before asking if he wanted to buy a dog for a euro. I think the offer opened with 'Here, mister...' so he didn't take them up on it.

G'luck finding your cat.


Miss B Haven and Escrow - are youz phoney-pseudonym-barry-type people?

 

[Alan Remorse]

them's some sinister dog dealings... anyway cheers to people who offered actual advice... i'll keep lookin

 

[ms.b.haven]

'fraid not

Two kids called to my brother's door before asking if he wanted to buy a dog for a euro. I think the offer opened with 'Here, mister...' so he didn't take them up on it.

G'luck finding your cat.


Miss B Haven and Escrow - are youz phoney-pseudonym-barry-type people?

 

[Ex-User (250)]

sorry Al. i think liadain (spelt correct?) made i good point, i think it was her anyway. if it's a tomcat it'll stray more coz it's looking for action. thing is cats aren't fussy, wherever they're being fed they'll hang around, so that kid probably thought it had found a new friend. Put up some LOST posters if it means that much

i bet you're just misunderstood.

 

[ms.b.haven]

Pardon? i feel an insult coming on

i bet you're just misunderstood.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

Pardon? i feel an insult coming on

you were being almost helpful there... i bet you're just misunderstood. i bet in a week, you'll be the central attraction at thumped table quizes and the like.

 

[ms.b.haven]

i just know things about cats, and i got one recently and....that's that

you were being almost helpful there... i bet you're just misunderstood. i bet in a week, you'll be the central attraction at thumped table quizes and the like.

 

[ms.b.haven]

my age has been posted up now so you'll know where my immaturity comes from

 

[Ex-User (250)]

my age has been posted up now so you'll know where my immaturity comes from

my age has been posted up for ages but i'm still at a loss as to where my immaturity comes from.

 

[ms.b.haven]

don't worry i'm baffled too. what quiz things were you on about or am i being a dumbass?

my age has been posted up for ages but i'm still at a loss as to where my immaturity comes from.

 

[ms.b.haven]

one more thing, what are the reputation points abouts?

 

[Ex-User (250)]

don't worry i'm baffled too. what quiz things were you on about or am i being a dumbass?

you're being a dumbass. you did ask like...

 

[ms.b.haven]

True, hey give me a chance, yer all very clicky...and according to this you've been on it 4 YEARS. well 3 and a 1/2 , but you could have something...forget it

you're being a dumbass. you did ask like...

 

[Ex-User (250)]

True, hey give me a chance, yer all very clicky...and according to this you've been on it 4 YEARS. well 3 and a 1/2 , but you could have something...forget it

no, i don't want to forget it. please tell me. i am not cliquey with lots of people here. there's mailing lists for that, i think one's called unnnatural and wrong or something...