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[BillyTheIndian]

hello there i'm billy the indian and i like a nice bit of hardcore and street punk and the like but the problem there is none of my mates are in to that shite! so how would i go about getting involved in the punk scene by myself?

 

[the strange guy]

Go to the gig tonight, buy some records with cool covers and wear patches of bands you've never heard of. If anyone asks you if you like a certain band, say yes and make vague references to a tape someone made for you with no song-titles. Repeat ad-nauseum for 4 years until you know everybody by name, so you can point them out in town to your un-punk mates.

It worked for me.

 

[BillyTheIndian]

is it ok if i buy records and wear patches of bands i have heard of?

well anyway that's fantastic. all i have to do now is start going to gigs and in 4 years time i'll be all set.

 

[Goatbastard]

You have to fill out an application and then join the waiting list ..
Although if you shave your head but keep a hawk at the back and turn it into dread's it might speed up the process .. and maybe get a Framtid patch .. I heard there going to be pretty big ..

 

[mc moley]

the gig on tonight in the lower deck portabello....
as well as kilcoole sat week
as well as bad grammar, not washing, and listening to the noisyest musik possible. then your on your way... but there's other things you have to do to be truely accepted.
like kill a man with your bare hands!!!
or turn vegan. your choice!

 

[Goatbastard]

Or tell your parent's your going vegan and in order to do this you have to kill them , and proceed to smash their skulls in with a hammer and post the pictures on the net .. I'm not sure if that will make you punk but you'll make a new best friend anyway .. won't he Phil !?!!

 

[Phil]

Fap.

 

[Stephen]

Isn't everyone forgetting something?

Wheres the alcohol by volume ratio?
If you understand that you're in.
I also hear safety pins are the one the kids are into these days.

 

[yames]

I think you'll find that it's alcohol by measurement, Stephen. I knew my maths skills would come in handy some day.

 

[nooleen]

it's alcohol by the bellyload, and drugs that any random stranger offers you, including but not limited to smack and crack. if you can't get proper drugs, resort to snorting lines of coffee off a rotten breadboard.