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[theoootini]

na girl. nutella.

 

[MDR]

I only poo at home and in work. It's just a rule I have. Oh, and in hotels as well.

 

[theoootini]

i've been known to crimp a length or two in the great outdoors. and on a few sad occasions; my trousers.

 

[msbhaven]

fucking hell, whats with getting foreign toilet syndrome on holidays? anyone else suffer with this, myself and 2 sisters do all the time!

 

[ernesto]

i've been known to crimp a length or two in the great outdoors. and on a few sad occasions; my trousers.

yeah, i became one with the great outdoors last friday.
i left a forest gateaux in the forrest

 

[sugar_referee]

na. urban myth. heard that same story about two lads living in a flat in cork who were bored one summer and invented a game called hide the turd. they took turns hiding turds in unusual palces until finally one guy hid his turd so well that the other guy couldn't find it anywhere. apparently the other chap, crafty little turd burgler that he was, had sliced open the butter and hidden a little bobble of poo inside the butter and sealed it back up. the bobble of fetid poo wasn't discovered till someone found it spread on toast.

I thought it might be a myth alright, but , like all good jokes, the only way to make them as entertaining as possible is to pretend you were privy to the whole filthy escapade.
G-stereotypical tells a tale of finding a superhuman-sized poo in the college toilet, with a note pinned to the cistern saying " Please don't flush this. The man who did this is my hero, he must have an arse like a clowns pocket"

 

[the departed]

I thought it might be a myth alright, but , like all good jokes, the only way to make them as entertaining as possible is to pretend you were privy to the whole filthy escapade.
G-stereotypical tells a tale of finding a superhuman-sized poo in the college toilet, with a note pinned to the cistern saying " Please don't flush this. The man who did this is my hero, he must have an arse like a clowns pocket"

HA! best day in college ever. it stayed there for a few days. id say the cleaners were even impressed. it was ginormous. and the guy who wrote the note is a hero. 'arse like a clown's pocket'. brilliant.

 

[the departed]

na. urban myth. heard that same story about two lads living in a flat in cork who were bored one summer and invented a game called hide the turd. they took turns hiding turds in unusual palces until finally one guy hid his turd so well that the other guy couldn't find it anywhere. apparently the other chap, crafty little turd burgler that he was, had sliced open the butter and hidden a little bobble of poo inside the butter and sealed it back up. the bobble of fetid poo wasn't discovered till someone found it spread on toast.

it is an urban myth. but believe me it has led to various 'copy-cat' cases. oh believe me. (i must say that i was neither the shitter n'or the shittee but i know someone that was both)

 

[theweeyin]

Jesus, this thread would really put you off your coco pops. It's always mostly boys who talk about shite....why is that?

 

[the departed]

Jesus, this thread would really put you off your coco pops. It's always mostly boys who talk about shite....why is that?

because girls dont poop.
right?

 

[theweeyin]

Oh yeah.


No wait....girls don't fart?

 

[the departed]

Oh yeah.


No wait....girls don't fart?

no no no. girls fart when they get excited.
i have proof.

 

[theweeyin]

I don't! Ask anyone.

 

[the departed]

i have proof.

or should i say, 'i have poof!'



if you dont fart then where does all the stinkergas go?

 

[theweeyin]

It comes out as burps. All ladies know that!

 

[ernesto]

It comes out as burps. All ladies know that!

shit-breath!

 

[theweeyin]

Oh i knew one of you vulgar boys would say something disgusting. I'm disappointed in you ernesto. Go and stand in the corner for 20 minutes. I'll deal with you later.

 

[ernesto]

Oh i knew one of you vulgar boys would say something disgusting. I'm disappointed in you ernesto. Go and stand in the corner for 20 minutes. I'll deal with you later.

Miss, it's been 20 minutes..... can i sit down now?

 

[theweeyin]

You can sit on my knee if you like?

 

[ernesto]

You can sit on my knee if you like?

but wont the other boys be jealous?
besides, im a bit a-scared