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[c0De_n1NjA]

If you go into the jacks and someone has left a shite in the jacks, do you flush it and then have your shite in the clean bowl, knowing there is no water left in the cistern to fush your shite away, thus perpetuating the dilemma,or do you crimp one off on top of the rouge shite, thus risking almost certain brown splashback, but ending the cycle of madness...

What would YOU do?

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

what would YOU do?

 

[oh shit]

shit on the seat instead

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

you animal

 

[oh shit]

hold me

 

[ernesto]

flush it and take my time and let the sistern refill as i slowly squeeze one out

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

flush it and take my time and let the sistern refill as i slowly squeeze one out

i forgot to add, your favorite programme is about to start on the telly.

 

[ernesto]

i forgot to add, your favorite programme is about to start on the telly.

well then id just leave it there and remember to cover it in toilet paper to disguise it. then at the ad break id go in and clear the drains.

 

[flashback]

If there was ever a right time for an upper decker... that would be it.
Upper decker it, and dont flush. So, when the next person comes in, they are in for double trouble.
And make sure to wipe your hole with jacks paper without tearing it off, so you can wind it back onto the roll after you have finished.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

If there was ever a right time for an upper decker... that would be it.
Upper decker it, and dont flush. So, when the next person comes in, they are in for double trouble.
And make sure to wipe your hole with jacks paper without tearing it off, so you can wind it back onto the roll after you have finished.

jesus christ almighty.

 

[Lord Damian]

is the discussion of the taking of shits, and what to do with them afterwards, as pervasive in normal Irish society as it is on this messageboard? because, like, every other day someone's talking about shit. it's abnormal. highly amusing, but abfuckingnormal.

 

[flashback]

Yeah. Seriously. Get it together lads.

You fucking people make me sick.

 

[inspector horse]

is the discussion of the taking of shits, and what to do with them afterwards, as pervasive in normal Irish society as it is on this messageboard? because, like, every other day someone's talking about shit. it's abnormal. highly amusing, but abfuckingnormal.

Yeah. Seriously. Get it together lads.

You fucking people make me sick.

jaysis lads sorry

 

[Theseus Mock]

what's the consensus on sitting on an already warmed jax seat? comforting to the touch? or a bit awkward?

 

[Lord Damian]

jaysis lads sorry

haha - missed Toronto AND New Jersey!

 

[inspector horse]

haha - missed Toronto AND New Jersey!

only had one shot, next time you ll be up to your neck

 

[mackle]

What you do is put a layer on toilet paper down ove the shit in the toilet and then take your shit. Avoids splashback and you can flush them both at once

 

[Diddles]

Put a brick in the cistern beforehand so it fills up quicker after a flush. Then you can flush, do your own thing, flush again and be back in front of the TV before you can say 'Law and Order: Special Victim's Unit' .

Always carry a brick in your pocket. Did your parents teach you nothing?

 

[flashback]

If you dont have a brick handy, you may simply stand in the cistern, thus displacing the water a la Archimedes principle.
You will then have to pivot, and drop your brown trouts off at the river from above.

The splashback would be ferocious, however you would be safe at that height.

You can then flush the jacks again, and spryly leap out of the cistern, and dry your feet on the fluffy jax cover before sprinting in to watch the rest of The Littlest Hobo.

Everyone's a winner.

 

[Diddles]

Mayhap shit in the cistern itself? Providing it's not your toilet of course.