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[steveamanakick]

My dad is oft known to quote " Jaysus, I'd ate the lamb of god this minute" in moments of peckishness

 

[billygannon]

I'd ate the hind legs of a scabby wain thr' the rungs of a chair...

or

I'd ate the arse of a nun through a convent gate....

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Re: ..

Originally posted by Rimbaud
"its like throwing a sausage down O`Connell street"
about shaggin a wide bird......ah you get the picture.....

"as wet as a whores nickers" - sweating...

got more but...

or throwing a sausage up O'Connell Street

or it's like a "clown's pocket" or a "wizard's sleeve" down there

 

[torpid]

or odd things said while.....

This was apparently said while in the throes of full blooded passion...
'D'ya like the feel o me inside ya?' - Classy eh?
or how about a nicer slap on the arse accompanied by the guttural rant; 'Who's your daddy?' (hopefully not you said she)
These are REAL, shudder

 

[bob_jesus]

or a friend of mine was talking about one of his flatmates (male) who can be heard screaming thru the walls in the throes of it "c'mon ya feckin' horse, c'mon ya feckin' horse!!"

*shudder*

 

[dudley]

got a good one at the chastitute last night

'there;s more fingerprints on her arse than in the whole of scotland yard"

 

[snakybus]

On Absolutely Fabulous the other night:

"She's so cold darling I bet her period comes out in cubes"

I didn't make it up, don't look at me.

 

[Trisky]

My brother told me that football pundit Mark Lawrenson was gay (apparently he isn't, he just has a handlebar moustache and thats how the rumour started). I told him that it wasn't true and he said:

"He is gay! He's had more pricks in him than a second-hand dartboard!"

 

[Goodbye]

Originally posted by billygannon

Aye... she'd take a shalp of the fat lad....

brilliant

 

[uncle_meat]

I once knew a girl that was like throwing O'Connell St. up a banana...

 

[bob_jesus]

Mark Lawrenson, camper than a row of pink tents!

swallowed more seamen than the bermuda triangle.

goes down faster than a cheerleader on prom-night...

yadda et yadda ad infinitum.

who's Mark Lawrenson? Football, that's where all those men runaround a field till they get sweaty while everyone watches and then they run off towhere nobody can see 'em and jump in the shower together? and the gay rumours come from the guy having a moustache? wait...isn't this the "bored in work" forum?

i'm confused...but not in *that* way.

bob[does not have a moustache]j