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[1984]

...it's another list.

Funny little phrase people say:

1. It's a ten minute walk if you run.
2. You're so skinny you've to run around in the shower to get wet.

I've got more...

 

[billygannon]

Go on... where's your old picture? The one with the tits?

 

[bob_jesus]

how about:

"you're so fat the tide wouldn't take you out"

i suddenly can't think of *anything* else that people say...

 

[Ex-User (252)]

1. you're so stoooopid, you have to use an abacus to count.
2. you're so gay, i bet you like pink things.
3. you're so hot, i think i'd like to mess aroud with your front bum.

 

[Ex-User (252)]

oh oh oh, this is the best thread in aaaaages!

4. you're so bossy, you're like some kind of pete brady.
5. you're so intelligent, you're nothing like hector grey.
6. you're so funny, do you hang around with hag all the time? yeah? ah, you must get it from him so because he's really fucking funny.

 

[manky mongrel]

farmer expression:

only for it was wet yesterday, 'twoulda been fine today

 

[bob_jesus]

ok, more!

1: you couldn't be more camp if you were tied down with tent pegs.

2: he's gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.

3: heeyah..bud...gis ten eeeeyoooooro (well, people say that a lot)

4: ya do have it, you just don want teh giv it to me ya per-ick!!!!
(that's kinda what they say next.is it any wonder?)

this could turn into a rant.

 

[manky mongrel]

about a good looking girl:

"if I had a bag of forty mickeys I'd throw them all at her"

 

[bob_jesus]

last night a friend said: "see that bloke over there, he has a face like a slapped arse"

also: "he's so stupid he doesn't even know he is"

or from one of those urban-legend type stories sprung from the back of a country Dishco "enough of yer funny business, horse it into me!"
*shudder*

urban-legend..country dishco, that's all wrong. but it's wrong in a low-budget irish martial arts flick sorta way.

 

[IFF]

i love this phrawse

1: "bloodless coup" it always makes me laugh

 

[Rimbaud]

..

"its like throwing a sausage down O`Connell street"
about shaggin a wide bird......ah you get the picture.....

"as wet as a whores nickers" - sweating...

got more but...

 

[pete]

Originally posted by happy
oh oh oh, this is the best thread in aaaaages!

4. you're so bossy, you're like some kind of pete brady.
5. you're so intelligent, you're nothing like hector grey.
6. you're so funny, do you hang around with hag all the time? yeah? ah, you must get it from him so because he's really fucking funny.

wait! i've got one!


"you're such a prick. prick."

ehh that's it.

 

[Unclealo]

1. "It's a soft day."(pissing rain)
2/ "Lob it into me boss!" (another urban (Limerick) legend)
3/"Sweating like a rapist" (i.e. sweating profusely)

 

[flashpants]

"I stuck my hand down her pants and it was like feeding a horse"

 

[uncle_meat]

Here's what this classy bird said to one of my mates one night in good old Limerick:

"Jacinta, mind me Woodbines while I dance with this cunt!"

He was on a winner, eh chaps?

 

[Ed]

most pleasant phrase to come out of a womans mouth "jaysus i'm soakin' for him"

 

[Dan]

Hows your belly for a lodger??

 

[hop]

(old one)

wanna go halvers on a bastard?

 

[Trisky]

Funniest thread ever

I have been laughing like a donkey at these posts

The funniest one I heard was when a girl I know spotted a good looking guy and said "Ooooh Ding-A-Ling"
I said "Ding-A-Ling?"
and to explain, she said "Me knickers are (w)ringing"

Eeeeewwwww!

 

[flashpants]

Another peach for the mouth of a "lady"
"jaysus, he's gorgeous, I'm bubbly at the gills"