GO ON TIM!!! (1 Viewer)

[thegoone]

out the fuck you get

in straight sets

he he he

 

[guy of the tiger]

whatchew talkin about goone?

out the fuck you get

in straight sets

he he he

 

[trev]

lawn tennis!

 

[thegoone]

"tim" and "straight sets" were the "giveaway clues"

 

[tommytrousers]

gotta love that schadenfruede

 

[Dwight]

haha what a useless cunt! he's the first player in a hundred years to get to 8 quarter finals and never win it.

 

[mark]

have you seen his legs! he'll win fuck all with those legs, thats no word of a lie.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

he'll definitely win it next year

there's a lot of ABHs in Ireland

I don't get it; well I do but you're either anti-English or your not. There should be no middle ground

 

[It Will Never Last]

haha what a useless cunt! he's the first player in a hundred years to get to 8 quarter finals and never win it.

So Viz got it right...

They said they were backing him all the way to the QFs.



How did Britains no. 1 Canadian do?

 

[Cormcolash]

Haha glad to see someone else slagging off Henman before I do, it looks like even the English are starting to realise that he's a useless bastard! I mean, say he gets through to the semis. Even then, hes never going to beat the likes of Roddick or Federer in the form they're in, even Leyton Hewitt would be guaranteed to do him without much problem, hes just shite.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Haha glad to see someone else slagging off Henman before I do, it looks like even the English are starting to realise that he's a useless bastard! I mean, say he gets through to the semis. Even then, hes never going to beat the likes of Roddick or Federer in the form they're in, even Leyton Hewitt would be guaranteed to do him without much problem, hes just shite.

hmmm
wouldn't say he's shite
he's consistently been in the Top 10 over the last 7/8 years and has only been beaten on grass by decent players on top of their game - not sure about today's dude

 

[Cormcolash]

He's been in the top 10 but hasn't won a grandslam. Just shows that when it comes down to it, he doesn't have the bottle. If he can't beat players at the top of their game on grass, he won't win Wimbledon, in other words he won't win Wimbledon.

 

[roxy]

, he won't win Wimbledon, in other words he won't win Wimbledon.

Other words? Looks like the exact same words to me.


sorry.

 

[Dwight]

ah now that was blatantly taken out of context

 

[mark]

So Viz got it right...

They said they were backing him all the way to the QFs.


QUOTE]

saw something in viz recently, 'Scat of the Antarctic', funniest thing EVERTM

 

[thegoone]

viz is incredible
i laugh out loud reading it on the bus and people think i'm mad

 

[Stan Bowles]

Funniest Viz top tip ever:

'If you are a guest on a Uri Gellar TV show and he asks you to think of an object so he can draw it, think of a big, fat, veiny cock and watch the fucker squirm.'

 

[Zeelander]

viz is incredible
i laugh out loud reading it on the bus and people think i'm mad

I know the feeling well. You always tell yourself you're not going to read it till you get home, because people on the bus will think you're bonkers. But you can't help yourself.

 

[avernus]

yeah..nothing like creasing yourself laughing in public. some girl beside me on the bus was crying laughing at whatever book she was reading - shamlessly. it made me sort of giggle..which was worse..cos it probably seemed like I was laughing in a bid to make a new friend.

 

[roxy]

seemed like I was laughing in a bid to make a new friend.

Oh you're one of those......