Osama Van Halen
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GIG LAST FRIDAY IN BERLIN.... DEADLY.
WHITE TRASH IS A WEIRD PLACE. I WAS RELIABLY INFORMED THAT THE PLACE WAS CHOCKA BLOC WITH FAMOUS GERMANS.... DIDN'T KNOW ANY OF 'EM. WOULD HAVE LIKED TO SEE BERNHARD LANGER (HA HA HA HA) OR ANKE HUBER. ANYWAY... THE CROWD DIDN'T HOLD UP TO THE POSER STANDARDS I WAS LED TO EXPECT. I WAS FARTIN' BETTER SHAPES.
FIRST ON WAS 'GIVEAMANAMANAGERWHODJs'.... DEADLY BUZZ. HE KEPT LADY VAN HALEN DANCIN' AND GROOVIN'... AND BEING ALLOWED TO SMOKE INDOORS MADE IT BETTER.
ANGIE REED WAS THE SUPPORT. I THOUGHT SHE WAS COOL. I ALSO THOUGHT SHE WAS PEACHES DOIN' LOADS OF NEW STUFF (WHO WAS SUPPOSE TO PLAYIN/DJin' OR SOMETHIN) FOR THE FIRST TWENTY MINS. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO SPEND MONEY ON BEER IN BERLIN. BRILLIANT VISUALS AND HYSTERICALNESS.
THEN SOME DIRT BIRDS FROM LIMERICK GOT ON THE STAGE. PLAYED SAVAGE. STEVE, INCIDENTLY, SPORTED NEW SIDEBURNS AND A FETCHING DINOSAUR JR T-SHIRT. HE BEAT ME TO AN ALLAHQUAANNDO WHEN HE LASHED OUT HIS LITTLE GUITAR. MAN...IF YA HAD'VE JUST EVEN DONE THE LITTLE GUITARS INTRO I WOULDA BEEN =Vh= PROUD.
GIVEAMANAKISS....DRUMMER GETS SMOOCHED. SMOOCHER THEN PROCLAIMS HERSELF THEIR "SEX DANCER" AND DOES WHAT I HOPE WAS A SEX DANCE. STILL NOT SURE.
SOME NERD LOSES HIS GLASSES AND A CRAZY GERMAN-LIBRARIAN JUMPS UP GRABS THE MIKE AND TELLS US. NERDS!!!...STAY OUTTA THE WAY OF 6'6" ROCKERS SLAMMING. JESUS.
THERE WAS ANOTHER INCIDENT BUT HATS OFF TO TOM FOR CONTROLLING IT.
PEACHES WAS ALLEDGED TO BE DJin AFTER BUT INSTEAD WE GOT A PINEAPPLE HEAD GINGER CRUSTY WHO QUICKLY STEERED US FROM A SHIT SUCKIN' "YOU SHOOK ME ALL NIGHT LONG/LADY LUMPS" MASH UP INTO A NIGHTMARE OF LOWGRADE HOUSE/TECHNO/EURO SHIIIZZZAAHH.
WENT UPSTAIRS.... SOME MORE DRINKS WHICH MIGHT AS WELL HAVE BEEN FREE... BUNKED ONTO THE TRAIN TO BE STARED AT BY GUNTHER GLARE AND THE MISERABLE EXPRESSIONS. CHEER UP YA SKINNY GIT.
I WAS GONNA GIVE THE NIGHT 8 ALLAHQUAANNNDOs!!! BUT I WOKE UP WITHOUT ANY SIGN OF A HANGOVER SO I'LL GIVE IT THE MAXIMUM
9 DELICIOUS ALLAHQUAANNNDOs!!!
WHITE TRASH IS A WEIRD PLACE. I WAS RELIABLY INFORMED THAT THE PLACE WAS CHOCKA BLOC WITH FAMOUS GERMANS.... DIDN'T KNOW ANY OF 'EM. WOULD HAVE LIKED TO SEE BERNHARD LANGER (HA HA HA HA) OR ANKE HUBER. ANYWAY... THE CROWD DIDN'T HOLD UP TO THE POSER STANDARDS I WAS LED TO EXPECT. I WAS FARTIN' BETTER SHAPES.
FIRST ON WAS 'GIVEAMANAMANAGERWHODJs'.... DEADLY BUZZ. HE KEPT LADY VAN HALEN DANCIN' AND GROOVIN'... AND BEING ALLOWED TO SMOKE INDOORS MADE IT BETTER.
ANGIE REED WAS THE SUPPORT. I THOUGHT SHE WAS COOL. I ALSO THOUGHT SHE WAS PEACHES DOIN' LOADS OF NEW STUFF (WHO WAS SUPPOSE TO PLAYIN/DJin' OR SOMETHIN) FOR THE FIRST TWENTY MINS. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO SPEND MONEY ON BEER IN BERLIN. BRILLIANT VISUALS AND HYSTERICALNESS.
THEN SOME DIRT BIRDS FROM LIMERICK GOT ON THE STAGE. PLAYED SAVAGE. STEVE, INCIDENTLY, SPORTED NEW SIDEBURNS AND A FETCHING DINOSAUR JR T-SHIRT. HE BEAT ME TO AN ALLAHQUAANNDO WHEN HE LASHED OUT HIS LITTLE GUITAR. MAN...IF YA HAD'VE JUST EVEN DONE THE LITTLE GUITARS INTRO I WOULDA BEEN =Vh= PROUD.
GIVEAMANAKISS....DRUMMER GETS SMOOCHED. SMOOCHER THEN PROCLAIMS HERSELF THEIR "SEX DANCER" AND DOES WHAT I HOPE WAS A SEX DANCE. STILL NOT SURE.
SOME NERD LOSES HIS GLASSES AND A CRAZY GERMAN-LIBRARIAN JUMPS UP GRABS THE MIKE AND TELLS US. NERDS!!!...STAY OUTTA THE WAY OF 6'6" ROCKERS SLAMMING. JESUS.
THERE WAS ANOTHER INCIDENT BUT HATS OFF TO TOM FOR CONTROLLING IT.
PEACHES WAS ALLEDGED TO BE DJin AFTER BUT INSTEAD WE GOT A PINEAPPLE HEAD GINGER CRUSTY WHO QUICKLY STEERED US FROM A SHIT SUCKIN' "YOU SHOOK ME ALL NIGHT LONG/LADY LUMPS" MASH UP INTO A NIGHTMARE OF LOWGRADE HOUSE/TECHNO/EURO SHIIIZZZAAHH.
WENT UPSTAIRS.... SOME MORE DRINKS WHICH MIGHT AS WELL HAVE BEEN FREE... BUNKED ONTO THE TRAIN TO BE STARED AT BY GUNTHER GLARE AND THE MISERABLE EXPRESSIONS. CHEER UP YA SKINNY GIT.
I WAS GONNA GIVE THE NIGHT 8 ALLAHQUAANNNDOs!!! BUT I WOKE UP WITHOUT ANY SIGN OF A HANGOVER SO I'LL GIVE IT THE MAXIMUM
9 DELICIOUS ALLAHQUAANNNDOs!!!