girly thread warning!!!!!!!! the whole "shebang" waxed off??? (1 Viewer)

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Ah who among us hasn't eaten a pube or two.

Valid point. But, you know, that's in the line of duty.

Its a whole other kettle of fishies altogether reefing your own out. For the craic like.

No. Thats different.
The element of getting your locked mates hand, and shoving it down your top to show them how smooth you are is also... different.

 

[Rachel666]

hahahahaha no i don't eat my pubes! hahahahaha!! just tear chunks out of myself

 

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hahahahaha no i don't eat my pubes! hahahahaha!! just tear chunks out of myself

Oooooh right. Just the tearing, I see.
Well then rock on young Michelle.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

I remember seeing something about a porn star who used to sell pube clippings in a little presentation vial to her fans.

Perhaps Michelle you should start a little cottage industry along those lines - seems like a lot of pointless tearing at the moment.

 

[jillface]

yeah, listen to mormon. you could give a bunch away free with your zine. inside the zine even.

 

[Rachel666]

pube bouquets thanks goiz! if i want to make it more interesting is it possible to permanantly dye my pubes red so the curtains match the carpet?

 

[jillface]

or get one of them gee wigs i was on about earlier

 

[Mormon Nailer]

or use body paint to paint a fake red patch over the deforested areas.

 

[jillface]

bloody gee

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Linder Sterling would be so proud.

 

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pube bouquets thanks goiz! if i want to make it more interesting is it possible to permanantly dye my pubes red so the curtains match the carpet?

A mate of mine dyed her woo-woo red.
I might have seen it. And I might not have.

Any images associated have been skillfully buried deeply at this point.

 

[Rachel666]

I'd imagine dye wouldn't stick because pubes are so wirey. am i right? has anyone tried this out yet? maybe we can hold a Sociable Pubic Experiments night...?

 

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I'd imagine dye wouldn't stick because pubes are so wirey. am i right? has anyone tried this out yet? maybe we can hold a Sociable Pubic Experiments night...?

No no, I am serious. A mate of mine did it. Scarlet red.

She may or may not have lifted the pubes with Ultrablue or some other bleachey hair lightener, cause, the result was red. Really red. Fake nylon curtains red.

 

[jillface]

well you'd have to bleach them first.......
and i dunno about you but i wouldn't be to into the BURNING SENSATION as the acid strips down my bits!

 

[Mormon Nailer]

I'd imagine dye wouldn't stick because pubes are so wirey. am i right? has anyone tried this out yet? maybe we can hold a Sociable Pubic Experiments night...?

Sociable Pubic Experiments - no way. The last time I tried a Pubic Experiment I had a transatlantic flight the next day. The guy in the seat beside me thought I had fleas i was twitching so much.

 

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well you'd have to bleach them first.......
and i dunno about you but i wouldn't be to into the BURNING SENSATION as the acid strips down my bits!

Devotion to the cause Jill.
No pain no gain.

You would want the old hand held shower, turned down extra cold, at the ready I would imagine though.

 

[jillface]

jeez, it's probably nerve-wraking enough to have to eat dinner with a load of (lovely) internerds but to do tests on one anothers boxes...

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Bag of frozen peas -check

 

[Mormon Nailer]

jeez, it's probably nerve-wraking enough to have to eat dinner with a load of (lovely) internerds but to do tests on one anothers boxes...

Brings a new meaning to internet grooming though

 

[Squiggle]

jeez, it's probably nerve-wraking enough to have to eat dinner with a load of (lovely) internerds but to do tests on one anothers boxes...

Yeah, can't really see it being quite as successful! Certainly wouldn't have the same comfortable and relaxed atmosphere.