girly thread warning!!!!!!!! the whole "shebang" waxed off??? (3 Viewers)

[Lord Damian]

do you get dandruff in your beard? this beard i have now is only about 2 weeks old but in the past ive noticed that beard dandruff is a problem for me and regular anti dandruff shampoo doesnt really help. a small bit of conditioner and combing can help it be less wirey/pubey i discovered too...

i don't use any products in it at all, just a good thorough blast from the shower and a bit of a scratch. beard dandruff is all about exfoliation, or lack thereof. just give it a good thorough scratch in the shower and it'll get the oils out to lube everything up.

sounds gross, but nature is rarely pretty.

PS - brothers of the beard unite! beards rule! girls suck!

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

sounds gross, but nature is rarely pretty.

yeah, maybe i'll just go with the natural dandruff look afterall. thanks for the tip though.

 

[Psychotic no 2]

yeah, maybe i'll just go with the natural dandruff look afterall. thanks for the tip though.

Baby oil, dude. Shifts cradle cap, has to shift beardruff.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Baby oil, dude. Shifts cradle cap, has to shift beardruff.

Back in the day I used to have a big Elvis quiff which I used to put baby oil in. I used to make absolute shit of everything my head touched.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

I was driving down the street here tody and I saw a sign for "Mens Ass Waxing"

Anyone here ever?

 

[Lord Damian]

i don't use any products in it at all, just a good thorough blast from the shower and a bit of a scratch. beard dandruff is all about exfoliation, or lack thereof. just give it a good thorough scratch in the shower and it'll get the oils out to lube everything up.

sounds gross, but nature is rarely pretty.

PS - brothers of the beard unite! beards rule! girls suck!

PPS -i'm shaving tomorrow...can't stand the motherfucker any longer.

 

[whathappen?]

and i'm getting a wax tomorrow..not the full monty mind but near enough.
i;m locked once again and i have a runny nose. its wquite the combination i can tell ya. might pop into mcdonalds for chips now....

 

[whathappen?]

just had my first mcdonalds in about 3 years and christ lads it was mighhty. best 3.80 i ever spent

 

[Rachel666]

is it possible to have trichotillomania down below? I think i may have it.

also, I stopped being smooth a year ago because I finally realised it was totally natural and that i was too lazy. possibly in a silly childish drunkish way whenever I hear friends going on about how much they hate shaving i take their hand and put it down my top, and onto my armpit. Sometimes they are impressed.

but when i was a smooth as a mushroom i was using imac (veet). there's something exciting about seeing all your "imperfections" being rinsed off your body.

 

[theweeyin]

Mrs. egg_ lived in England for a year 1993-94 while I was in Dublin, and I kinda lost the run of myself as far as personal hygiene went (not that I'm a shining beacon of light now or anything). Realised things had gone far enough when my brother pointed out that my left testicle was hanging out through a hole in my pants

Good God that's growse!!

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Baby oil, dude. Shifts cradle cap, has to shift beardruff.

whats cradle cap?

 

[La La]

whats cradle cap?

some babies get it. the skin on their scalp gets a bit dry. fairly common. doesnt stop the top of their head from smelling like heaven, though

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Olive oil works on cradle cap too.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

some babies get it. the skin on their scalp gets a bit dry. fairly common. doesnt stop the top of their head from smelling like heaven, though

i see. i dont think it follows then that baby oil will be effective in treating beard dandruff as psychotic2 suggested.

 

[La La]

i see. i dont think it follows then that baby oil will be effective in treating beard dandruff as psychotic2 suggested.

well, i gues in a way dandruff is similar in consistency to cradle cap. so maybe.

 

[flashback]

is it possible to have trichotillomania down below? I think i may have it.

also, I stopped being smooth a year ago because I finally realised it was totally natural and that i was too lazy. possibly in a silly childish drunkish way whenever I hear friends going on about how much they hate shaving i take their hand and put it down my top, and onto my armpit. Sometimes they are impressed.

but when i was a smooth as a mushroom i was using imac (veet). there's something exciting about seeing all your "imperfections" being rinsed off your body.

Thats ehhh.... Ehh.


Ehhhhhh.

That's quite a scary post there. For some reason. I am not being rude or anything. Its more... my mind hasnt stopped boggling yet.

No.
Still boggling.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

If you have trichotillomania do you eat the hair as well or isthat something different?

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

im pertty sure tricotillomainisaia involves ingesting the hair too after, so omg michelle like growwwwwse omg

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Ah who among us hasn't eaten a pube or two.

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

ohmygawdude growse