Cara
New Member
Due to a proliferation of cats it seems that Nature is righting the balance of things by developing a taste for kittens in the local raccoon population.
Or something.
I dunno. All I know is I gathered up a box of kittens from under a car one day, and left it up on our porch with a dish of water and an old t shirt, and the next thing I knew there were no kittens and a small note saying :
"Ambassador, with zees kittens, you are spoiling us!"
signed with a bloody raccoon foot print.
Raccoons are scary mother fuckers, despite what I had been led to believe in the above cartoon.
Well so long as they can still talk and have the deceny and poilteness to thank you for the kittens, then my faith in them isn't totally demolished.
Plus cats are nasty fuckers