Gigantic Spider Scares the bejaysus out of me (1 Viewer)

[dowel]

His body is roughly two malteasers in size and sits on the floor. Legs like fcking slides in a playground, I think I can see hair sprouting.
Saw a massive bumblebee yesterday too, insects are getting terrifyingly HUGE

 

[Squiggle]

His body is roughly two malteasers in size and sits on the floor. Legs like fcking slides in a playground, I think I can see hair sprouting.
Saw a massive bumblebee yesterday too, insects are getting terrifyingly HUGE

Any photos? Sounds pretty cool.

You should ask Pete to lend you Mrs Pete to take it outside for you.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

His body is roughly two malteasers in size and sits on the floor. Legs like fcking slides in a playground, I think I can see hair sprouting.
Saw a massive bumblebee yesterday too, insects are getting terrifyingly HUGE

maybe your shrinking..is the door handle getting harder to reach?

 

[dowel]

Are ya joking!? I'm at a safe distance, he could have bionic jumping capabilities, or teeth.

 

[Vinnie]

His body is roughly two malteasers in size and sits on the floor. Legs like fcking slides in a playground, I think I can see hair sprouting.
Saw a massive bumblebee yesterday too, insects are getting terrifyingly HUGE

Ha ha. You're scared of two maltesers.

 

[Cara]

I don't like how many eyes spiders have, no creature should have that many limbs and that many eyes. It should be one or the other. Preferably neither

 

[puppetmonkey]

Don't worry too much Dowel. Spiders inside your house are incredibly good luck so just don't kill it.

Unless its dangerous, then for the love of God, don't not kill it.

 

[cephalopod]

His body is roughly two malteasers in size and sits on the floor. Legs like fcking slides in a playground, I think I can see hair sprouting.
Saw a massive bumblebee yesterday too, insects are getting terrifyingly HUGE

Sounds like the common Eurpean house-spider. They can live for years. Very common, but still can shock when seen for the first time.

 

[ratmonkey]

Spiders are great. I used to have a spider living behind the wing mirror on my car, but it seems to have moved on.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

oh fuck i hate creepy crawlies. a little snake slithered past my feet when i was on holidays last week

 

[Jill Hives]

Sounds like the common Eurpean house-spider. They can live for years. Very common, but still can shock when seen for the first time.

I wanna cry.

 

[Diddles]

 

[Cara]

EEEW! Spiders and an eye? What the hell is wrong with you?

 

[Vinnie]

Eye spider

 

[CitySickness]

oh fuck i hate creepy crawlies. a little snake slithered past my feet when i was on holidays last week

It wasn't a snake.

 

[Pantone247]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5e/Spider_sculpture_in_japan.jpg

 

[Franco]

Paul English once ate a snail as a dare, but he says he only pretended.

 

[Squiggle]

Eye spider

HMD spider first though

 

[timbot]

I used to work in a pool and the combination of humidity and heat used to make spiders grow HUGE!

They really don't bother me though, rats are the only thing that I get the heebie-jeebies around...

 

[Lolo]

His body is roughly two malteasers in size and sits on the floor. Legs like fcking slides in a playground, I think I can see hair sprouting.
Saw a massive bumblebee yesterday too, insects are getting terrifyingly HUGE

But bumblebees are brilliant! I always want to pet them. But I'm guessing they don't like to be petted.

I'm fine with spiders as long as they're small, when you can see detail like leg-hair they're a bit gross. Mind you, the spider that bit me when I was in Norway, resulting in an ankle that resembled John Merrick's head, was a wee little bastard.