Garth Merenghis Darkplace (2 Viewers)

[Lili Marlene]

you hear cans opening in the background and he gets drunker and drunker

this should be a pre-requisite for commentaries

 

[seanface]

this should be a pre-requisite for commentaries

other fine examples including the 'take a drink when you make a mistake' commentary on the botch dvd and the definite clinking of ice cubes in a glass on the commentary for 'The Thing'.

back on topic -

Dagless: The cabin crew suggested we all go out and club it. I had no option; it was that or one of there B&Bs. I figured it’d be safer on the streets. For the first time ever I saw the Scotch in their natural habitat, and it weren’t pretty. I’d seen them huddling in stations before, being loud but… this time I was surrounded. Everywhere I went it felt like they were watching me; fish-white flesh puckered by the Highland breeze; tight eyes peering out for fresh meat; screechy, booze-soaked voices hollering out for a taxi to take ‘em halfway up the road to the next all-night watering hole. A shatter of glass; a round of applause; a sixteen-year-old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer, bairns looking on, chewing on potato cakes. I ain’t never going back… not never.

Sanchez: My aunt lives in Scotland, she says it’s quite nice.

 

[Umfufu]

Everyone loves this show!


http://thumped.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=50165&highlight=darkplace

http://thumped.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=41285&highlight=darkplace

 

[jillface]

"I'm Dr. Sanchez. You're a woman."
"Yes I hope that's not a problem."

 

[Jerry Twig]

.I think my favourite episode is 'Hell Hath Fury'

It's the best name for an episode ever anyway.

 

[sweetoblivion]

Everyone loves this show!


http://thumped.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=50165&highlight=darkplace

http://thumped.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=41285&highlight=darkplace

I started one of those didn't I? I'd forgotten about that!

'If I had to label myself - and I hate labels - I'd call myself...an imaginer'

 

[David Kronenbourg]

i watched the whole series over last two days. quality stuff. didn't appreciate it first time round.

'You know, my books are all essentially about ‘what ifs’. In Black Fang I asked: What if a rat could drive a bus?'

 

[pissypants]

They're all on Channel 4's 4OD to watch for free btw. And there's none of that iPlayer "not available in your region" bollox.

 

[sealed human]

A second series where you get to see Wanton, now that would be a moment...

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Linda: Have you ever done that before?
Sanchez: What? Making love?
Linda: No, I mean with a patient?
Sanchez: Once or twice. But they were dying. It was their last wish.

Brilliant

 

[daydream_nation]

skipper the eye child...




that is all.

 

[Yurn!]

Day draws into nightfall
Yonder stars shine bright
You can be my baby
I hope that is alright
[Daddy don't forget me...]
I haven't but your dead
You have a little brother now
And one day we'll all meet...in Valhalla...

 

[BonsaiSuperstar]

Greetings friend, I hope you're sitting uncomfortably. Be it on your sofa, armchair or beanbag if that's how you choose to live your life. I'm Garth Marenghi, horror writer. You know everyone has a special talent. Mine is being able to write, produce, direct, act, paint. Other people are good plumbers, that's their gift.

 

[evil bandit]

One of the main reasons I got into medicine was for the laughs. That and the pussy, and that dried up years ago, if you'll pardon the expression.

 

[Yurn!]

You and he were...buddies...weren't you?

 

[Pat Pockets]

What I sometimes do is get a tin of soup, heat that up, poach an egg in it, serve that with a porkpie sausage roll

 

[sweetoblivion]

I ran the only way I knew how - by placing one leg in front of the other in quick succession.

 

[Jerry Twig]

I ran the only way I knew how - by placing one leg in front of the other in quick succession.

I pressed on, chased by a staple that had my name on it

 

[evil bandit]

What I sometimes do is get a tin of soup, heat that up, poach an egg in it, serve that with a porkpie sausage roll

I'll get a Wimpey.

 

[maims bond]

this thread is like my friend whose sense of humour consists of poorly rehashing scenes from various tv shows/films.

you guys are all right though cause you like Garth.