Friday the 13th has struck.... (2 Viewers)

[Lord Damian]

i woke up this morning and it was 0 degrees. lovely. winter here already and not even halfway thru October yet.

then i got to work and cut my fingernails.

and later tonight i plan on tempting fate for the 13,000th time by getting blind drunk. wish me luck.

 

[Corey]

i woke up this morning and it was 0 degrees. lovely. winter here already and not even halfway thru October yet.

then i got to work and cut my fingernails.

and later tonight i plan on tempting fate for the 13,000th time by getting blind drunk. wish me luck.

good luck damo.

 

[george mcfly]

there's a guy in the jacks here who sounds like he's having a bit of a rough friday the 13th

 

[flashback]

I forgot about the whole 13th thing.

This morning, I came rallying past NYPDs finest, doing at least twice the limit, (probably 2.5 times it), round a corner, with bike leant right over, then did a totally illegal overtake, for about 20 cars, conitinued up the road, to do some more illegal overtaking, illegal merging, and then into the tunnel under the hudson, possibley having paid the toll, or not.


A firm believer of they have to catch me to ticket me I am.

The look on the cops faces was good though.

I should probably relax a bit for the spin home. Its not my fault the Japanese make their bikes so fast though in fairness.

 

[Lord Damian]

there's a guy in the jacks here who sounds like he's having a bit of a rough friday the 13th

why, does it sound like he's got a fart caught crossways?

 

[flashback]

why, does it sound like he's got a fart caught crossways?

The logistics of this need explaining I feel.

 

[Lord Damian]

The logistics of this need explaining I feel.

i know the feeling.
i'll ask my grandmother, she always used to say it.
oh wait.
she's dead.

 

[flashback]

Some asshole has just extensively vented their colon in my vacinity.

Quite possibly sideways by the smell of things.

Friday the 13th is a bugger alright.

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

there's a guy in the jacks here who sounds like he's having a bit of a rough friday the 13th

yeah? is it you?

 

[george mcfly]

no it's not me

some guy sounded like he was turning into the incredible hulk in a cubicle

 

[billygannon]

Imagine having a bum where your willy is!!

 

[Super Dexta]

i got halfway to college and realised i'd forgotten my laptop cable. then when i got to college i broke the key in my bike lock and also realised i'd forgotten my phone and i couldn't leave my bike cos the key was still in the lock so i had to get out my laptop and make plaintive remarks on msn till someone came along and helped me. and now i have a headache.

 

[B.F. Finlayson]

i got halfway to college and realised i'd forgotten my laptop cable. then when i got to college i broke the key in my bike lock and also realised i'd forgotten my phone and i couldn't leave my bike cos the key was still in the lock so i had to get out my laptop and make plaintive remarks on msn till someone came along and helped me. and now i have a headache.

women.

 

[flashback]

Imagine having a bum where your willy is!!

in this scenario... do you have no willy, ie you have exchanged your willy for this "bum" or is the willy just moved.

Or... is it swapped. Like, your bum is in front, and your willy is hanging off the back like a tail.

It might be awkward to sit down.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

My work PC crashed at 1:13pm approx and I lost a hour's typing. I called into Peats on the way home and walked into a glass window on the way out. Thankfully I was listening to my discman so I didn't hear the inevitable sniggers behind me.

 

[Flux]

Depressingly bad band practice.

Check phone afterwards, 2 messages from ex-drummer threatening violence.

!bog