Comprehensive List of People Who’ll Be First Up Against The Wall When The Revolution Comes (1 Viewer)

[pete]

People who don’t indicate on roundabouts
People who indicate incorrectly on roundabouts
People who leave their shopping trolley at the end of each supermarket aisle instead of bringing it with them
People who dump their supermarket trolley in the car park instead of returning it properly
People who return their supermarket trolley by connecting it to a dumped trolley
People who park in supermarket set down only spots
People with no children who park in parent and child spaces
People with teenagers who park in parent and child spaces
(People who park in accessible parking spaces but don’t have the correct badge on display should be shot now - no need to wait for the revolution)
People who drive with their fog lights on
People who drive with their high beam lights on
People who drive too slow
People who drive too fast
People who talk in the cinema
People who play with their phones in cinemas
People with button press sounds on their phones
People who listen to music in public without earphones on their phones
People who make telephone calls on their phones in public spaces
People who use golf umbrellas while not on a golf course
People who talk about golf while not on a golf course or in its facilities
People who play golf

 

[flashback]

Elon Musk

 

[xsteox]

People who object to much needed infrastructure projects, while living many counties away.
People who think twitter is reality.

 

[Deadmanposting]

People who leave their shopping trolley at the end of each supermarket aisle instead of bringing it with them

I do this if the aisle is super crowded

But I am willing to quit it from right now if I get to shoot some golfers come The Day

 

[Kermit McDermott]

Anyone who was a raver in the late 80s into the 90s.
Anyone who mainly wears tracksuits.

 

[nuke terrorist]

People who don’t indicate on roundabouts
People who indicate incorrectly on roundabouts
People who leave their shopping trolley at the end of each supermarket aisle instead of bringing it with them
People who dump their supermarket trolley in the car park instead of returning it properly
People who return their supermarket trolley by connecting it to a dumped trolley
People who park in supermarket set down only spots
People with no children who park in parent and child spaces
People with teenagers who park in parent and child spaces
(People who park in accessible parking spaces but don’t have the correct badge on display should be shot now - no need to wait for the revolution)
People who drive with their fog lights on
People who drive with their high beam lights on
People who drive too slow
People who drive too fast
People who talk in the cinema
People who play with their phones in cinemas
People with button press sounds on their phones
People who listen to music in public without earphones on their phones
People who make telephone calls on their phones in public spaces
People who use golf umbrellas while not on a golf course
People who talk about golf while not on a golf course or in its facilities
People who play golf

so basically:
drivers, supermarkets, cinemas and golfers.

 

[pete]

so basically:
drivers, supermarkets, cinemas and golfers.

It’s a good start but needs work.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

It’s a good start but needs work.

I’d love to have some ancient world iconoclastic purge of golf. It would be as if it never existed.. in 1000 years time archaeologists would struggle to piece together the strange worship of the wooden tiger and Rory of Mac

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

People who don’t indicate on roundabouts
People who indicate incorrectly on roundabouts
People who leave their shopping trolley at the end of each supermarket aisle instead of bringing it with them
People who dump their supermarket trolley in the car park instead of returning it properly
People who return their supermarket trolley by connecting it to a dumped trolley
People who park in supermarket set down only spots
People with no children who park in parent and child spaces
People with teenagers who park in parent and child spaces
(People who park in accessible parking spaces but don’t have the correct badge on display should be shot now - no need to wait for the revolution)
People who drive with their fog lights on
People who drive with their high beam lights on
People who drive too slow
People who drive too fast
People who talk in the cinema
People who play with their phones in cinemas
People with button press sounds on their phones
People who listen to music in public without earphones on their phones
People who make telephone calls on their phones in public spaces
People who use golf umbrellas while not on a golf course
People who talk about golf while not on a golf course or in its facilities
People who play golf

I was waiting for the item I’d disagree with but it never came. Bravo, sir!

 

[rettucs]

so basically:
drivers, supermarkets, cinemas and golfers.

so basically:
people

 

[Anthony]

so basically:
people

well in fairness they are what's wrong with the world.

 

[ann post]

Anyone adding 'connectivity' to somethign that already works.

 

[ernesto]

People with no children who park in parent and child spaces

that s me gone

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Soccer, soccer players, soccer fans. GAA too, why not.

I like golf umbrellas but I don't have one at this time so it's ok

 

[pete]

that s me gone

BANNED

 

[ann post]

Soccer, soccer players, soccer fans. GAA too, why not.

I like golf umbrellas but I don't have one at this time so it's ok

Apart from Amber Barrett, and the McGee brothers in Donegal

 

[flashback]

I've never been completely sure how it works, but any person who gets an MBA appears to turn into a special kind of useless cunt.

Normal useless cunts motor around, being useless, not harming anyone really. They're useless cunts, and they're fine. Every now and again they aren't useless, and they're likely totally reasonable, stable people. Not harming anyone, not getting too stressed, happily useless, everything is fine.

MBAs seems to take the approach of: let's take your pre existing useless cuntery, and make that the center of your being, REALLY focus on that. And once you've crystalized this out, project it onto all parties.

I want you to storm into every project and occupy everyone else's time with your uselessness so that you cripple any actual work that might be happening. I want meetings, and more meetings, I want bullshit Excel spreadsheets, I want you to never listen to anything any engineer tells you. Most importantly I want happy glib smiling bulshit promises to the higher ups. And I want you to take pride in managing not to know anything about the technology, because that's for those dirty engineers to take care of. You focus on not listening, and smiling vacuous promises to higher ups.

 

[Cormcolash]

I've never been completely sure how it works, but any person who gets an MBA appears to turn into a special kind of useless cunt.

Normal useless cunts motor around, being useless, not harming anyone really. They're useless cunts, and they're fine. Every now and again they aren't useless, and they're likely totally reasonable, stable people. Not harming anyone, not getting too stressed, happily useless, everything is fine.

MBAs seems to take the approach of: let's take your pre existing useless cuntery, and make that the center of your being, REALLY focus on that. And once you've crystalized this out, project it onto all parties.

I want you to storm into every project and occupy everyone else's time with your uselessness so that you cripple any actual work that might be happening. I want meetings, and more meetings, I want bullshit Excel spreadsheets, I want you to never listen to anything any engineer tells you. Most importantly I want happy glib smiling bulshit promises to the higher ups. And I want you to take pride in managing not to know anything about the technology, because that's for those dirty engineers to take care of. You focus on not listening, and smiling vacuous promises to higher ups.

I used to work at MBA exams in Trinity, and almost every year (there was one exception to this out of about 5 years) they were the biggest bunch of entitled cunts to have sitting in an exam room. Just fucking horrible horrible wankers. You'd have a class of like 40 of them, and actually it would look like 10 of them would be pretty alright people, but they'd just be trying not to have any interactions with the other 30 complete cunts in the class. Just fucking dickheads. And the other thing is, you could tell within 10 seconds of talking to them that most of them were absolute fucking morons as well.
A frequent occurrence was they'd ask you to get in touch with the examiner to ask about some question on the paper, and they'd be insisting that the question should have been written THIS WAY for whatever reason. So you'd ring the examiner or find them, and they'd just be like "What the fuck is this idiot talking about?"

 

[magicbastarder]

motorists in general.

 

[pete]

Cyclists