Wilbert
Well-Known Member
I'm with Snaky on this one. It's not the fault of the guys behind the counter in Starbucks (although some are alarmingly smug given that all they do is pour coffee for a living), it's the terminology they force you to engage with. It's not Small, Medium or Large anymore, it's Tall, Grande and Venti.
Even in O'Briens you have to ask for a 'Shambo' or a 'Toostie'.
I mean............... FOR FUCKS SAKE!
I do enjoy a hazelnut latte though but I am well aware that it is milky coffee and pure-chemical syrup.
And foodie-types really annoy me. They like saying how much they love Feta. Fuck feta, I say! It's crumbly mank.
It's far from feta and olives they were reared!
Even in O'Briens you have to ask for a 'Shambo' or a 'Toostie'.
I mean............... FOR FUCKS SAKE!
I do enjoy a hazelnut latte though but I am well aware that it is milky coffee and pure-chemical syrup.
And foodie-types really annoy me. They like saying how much they love Feta. Fuck feta, I say! It's crumbly mank.
It's far from feta and olives they were reared!