FEMINAX__URBAN MYTH? (3 Viewers)

[whathappen?]

I heard that the pain relief tablets Feminax is given to addicts recovering from heroin addiction because it is the next step down from morphine.
Is this true?

 

[La La]

i cant imagine that's true. my cramps kick feminax's ass - it's weak and crap and doesn't do anything to relieve the pain.

i cant imagine it's any closer to heroin than a mars bar from the shop.
i was once prescribed this great drug called Synflex for period pain - it's given to post op patients who cant have morphine or something.

al i can say about synflex is that it .|..|

 

[Psychotic no 2]

Feminax is a placebo as far as I can make out.

 

[therealjohnny]

Lost in translation

 

[krystal]

Feminax is a placebo as far as I can make out.

it is an absolute load of my hole.
I think it only works on 12 year olds who have just started menstruating and suffer mild twinges. My many, many year long bleeding womb has worked itself up into such a frenzy at this point that monthly I take to my bed with hot water bottles and lots of neurofen plus.

 

[La La]

imy cramps kick feminax's ass

Feminax is a placebo as far as I can make out.

it is an absolute load of my hole.

and there you have it, whathappen.

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

Feminax Period Pain Capsules contain the active ingredients: paracetamol 500mg and codeine phosphate 8 mg.

You'd only be marginally less 'pain-relieved' if you took a lemsip.

 

[george mcfly]

i took feminax for a while..

 

[Doctor Muscles]

Y'all need to go to Spain and get some ibuprofenos.

 

[krystal]

actually buscopan are fab for period pain because they actually stop the cramps, as opposed to merely masking the agony.

 

[snakybus]

I'm so glad I'm not a girl.

 

[therealjohnny]

I'm just waiting for a thread where all the lads start moaning about the ineffectiveness of the "member enhancing" drugs they bought after reading spam emails

 

[minka]

You'd only be marginally less 'pain-relieved' if you took a lemsip.

it used to have hyoscine hydrobromide (scopolamine) in it as well, which, afaik, is what they used to give victorian women in labour. i think it had (mild) cramp reduction effects - not sure why they took it out. feminax now is basically exactly the same as solpadeine - nurofen plus is much better.

best painkiller for period pains ever was vioxx (i was prescribed it for a pulled muscle), sadly now unavailable due to its making old arthritic people have fatal heart attacks. boo.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

I'm so glad I'm not a girl.

One of the arty people arond here will probably know the details .....

....but wasn't there a greek myth about a guy who wanted to know what it was like to be a woman so he had zues or apollo or starbuck or someone change him into a woman for five years.

when his time was up he was ashed how did it compare and did he wat to stay a woman. He said the sex was much better a sa woman but on balance things were easier for a man.

make of that what u will!

 

[snakybus]

One of the arty people arond here will probably know the details .....

....but wasn't there a greek myth about a guy who wanted to know what it was like to be a woman so he had zues or apollo or starbuck or someone change him into a woman for five years.

when his time was up he was ashed how did it compare and did he wat to stay a woman. He said the sex was much better a sa woman but on balance things were easier for a man.

make of that what u will!

Zeus said: "Well, would you like to be a woman again", to which the man replied "Talk to the hand. I don't myth it one bit."

 

[Wilbert]

Zeus said: "Well, would you like to be a woman again", to which the man replied "Talk to the hand. I don't myth it one bit."

that is awful. even for you!

 

[Pantone247]

i took feminax for a while..

and did you have any period pain?

 

[snakybus]

that is awful. even for you!

Wilbert, if you want to join this conversation you must have something insightful to contribute about period pain. tssch

 

[krystal]

and did you have any period pain?

no, but he did grow tits and a clit

 

[therealjohnny]

Remember the joke about the red sea and queen victoria?

that was about periods

It was very funny