Favourite sexual position (1 Viewer)

[snakybus]

why, the dirty sanchez of course!

 

[Hector Grey]

i like cock in gee

 

[sparse]

To answer your question directly I would say the "Dutch Oven".

 

[Ed]

The Dirty Sanchez - A time honored event in which while
laying the bone doggie style, you insert Your finger into said woman's asshole, pull it out, wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin, shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name would be Dirty Sanchez.

Well you learn something new every day

 

[snakybus]

Good heavens I had no idea!

I thought it was the standard missionary. Really

[edited out really bad joke]

 

[Ed]

I really shouold try doing something remotely productive today

 

[Unclealo]

The auld spit roast 'wha?!! !bog

 

[Dan]

Found the pocket guide to kama Sutra (spelt wrong I'm sure) in a mates room once. Nearly pissed myself laughing looking at it and imaging him and his wan trying out all these positions.

3 into 1 will go... .|..|

 

[rumpus]

The karma suits-ya people always have this expression like
"I'd really rather be having a game of polo"

fave position?
hangin on for dear life

 

[Ex-User (252)]

em, i think it's being male. but i've never been female ... i think i'd like to try ... what? why are you laughing? mammy? the boys are laughing at me ... they say i don't have a sex before. mammy? i'm a boy, right? mammy?

 

[sparse]

What the hell have I been thinking, it soooo easy.....


favourite sexual position.....on top of your mother, eh eh.

 

[billygannon]

As the Onion once opined when considering safe sex:

"Never dip your cock in buckets of HIV-infected blood"
and

"When taking four cocks up the the ass, make sure you have an equal number of cock in your mouth to maintain a balanced chi"

The Mexican sandwich is also meant to be a physical way of meeting more people.... so says Dr. Fuck in Viz Magazine

 

[rumpus]

billy you shock and astound me!

now, If I may raise the tone a little, my fave position is strapped upside down to an electric fence eating marmite with me lad rammed up the gicker of a dead lamb












ahem

 

[sparse]

I was going to draw that image but, alas, I don't have the talent.

 

[theweeyin]

Boiiiiing!

 

[theweeyin]

I got this desk calendar for Christmas....

Very interesting indeed, although somewhat imaginative in what positions are humanly possible...

 

[classic seanc]

What is the reverse cowgirl? What is a "gee"?

 

[classic seanc]

Ah, its in wikipedia

Photoshop please

Advantages

• Penetration is quite deep.
• The woman can control the depth, intensity and angle of penetration.
• The woman can enjoy the dominant feeling of being in control.
• The man can enjoy the relaxing and otherwise rare opportunity of reclining and receiving pleasure without physical strain. (-that's handy)
• Allows the woman to easily stimulate her clitoris or the base of the man's penis and testicles.
• Allows the man to stimulate the woman's buttocks or anus.
• Provides the man a limited view of penetration and thrusting.
• Provides rear-entry a possibility for very obese men if the man lies completely on his back.

 

[wild_cat]

Ah, its in wikipedia

Photoshop please

Looks like something out of my art history book, cept for the condom rapper.


B

 

[Scientician 0.8]

Looks like something out of my art history book, cept for the condom rapper.


B

Let me guess, Less Stress More Success: Art History, published by Gill and Macmillan.