Fallon and Byrne can suck my balls (1 Viewer)

[licatanova]

Why is it everytime I go in there:
1) all the staff look depressed or ignore you for five minutes while they chat amongst themselves
2) there's some middle to upper class aul-wan making a scene over something trivial and holding everyone else up
3) the lift is broken so u have to climb 50 flights of stairs to get to the ONLY toilet in the building
4) I fall over a box that has been randomly left in one their tiny aisles.

Goodbye forever F + B.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

last time i was in (january) there was a couple of cuties working

 

[licatanova]

I appreciate a good looking lass serving me my fromage de jour as much as the next man but does it hurt that much to have any other expression on her face other than an anguished grimace as she serves me?

 

[magicbastarder]

i think you could safely call this a first world problem.

 

[licatanova]

i think you could safely call this a first world problem.

I bet they have better New Yawk style deli's in Burkina Faso.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

try smiling at her, admire her apron or something. theyre all probably sick of your moaning

 

[broken arm]

can we make this thread a first result on google?

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

katy french.

 

[Umfufu]

I've only been there a handful of times but I've never experienced any of those problems.

 

[Vinnie]

Anything that culminates in stereo ball-sucking couldnt be considered that serious a problem.

 

[ITalkShite]

Why is it everytime I go in there:
1) all the staff look depressed or ignore you for five minutes while they chat amongst themselves
2) there's some middle to upper class aul-wan making a scene over something trivial and holding everyone else up
3) the lift is broken so u have to climb 50 flights of stairs to get to the ONLY toilet in the building
4) I fall over a box that has been randomly left in one their tiny aisles.

Goodbye forever F + B.

You're the owner of Shebeen Chic, aren't you? Only wearing an oversized fake moustache and putting on a Portuguese accent? Thought so.

 

[Corey]

Great for: Bangers, Mash & Red Onion.

Terrible for: Running into old friends form way back, who are happier, wealthier, more successful and now better looking than you.

Great Bangers & Mash though.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I was in there last week for the first time.

I had preconceived notions of it being a cuntfest.

It was actually alright. The food was good (they do a great meat paste) and the servers just kept bringing more wine. I didn't ask, nor care, how they felt about it, just thanked them.
It was pretty reasonable too, as I remember.

And it was full of mostly women.

No complaints here.

 

[frambosenshmak]

Great for: Bangers, Mash & Red Onion.

Terrible for: Running into old friends form way back, who are happier, wealthier, more successful and now better looking than you.

Great Bangers & Mash though.

you really
REALLLY
need to make your own bangers and mash.

paying fallon and byrne prices for a homemade classic is criminal. even for you. its not far off your meatballs or spaghetti surprise culinary skills.

fx buckley - 2 big leek and potato sausages (or tesco cumberlands if you're too far out to get to fx) grilled and turned til brown all over.
3 or 4 spuds boiled and mashed in with heated butter and milk and a bit of salt.

gravy-
one red onion and one clove garlic slow fried in olive oil. Add small bit of veg stock so theres enough gravy liquid. simmer for a bit. whizz it up using hand blender if you dont like it so lumpy.

i'm making myself hungry just thinking about this

 

[Wheels]

I've only ever found the staff to be very helpful and cheerful, food is great too. Different strokes I guess.

 

[the departed]

their chicken paninis are unreal but you have to buy about 10 of them to get full.

 

[sealed human]

Why is cereal €7????

We need some Yellow Pack style 'Recession Buster' deals from them...

I can see it now

'Horseradish & goose-liver meat paste now 2 for €1.49!!!!'

 

[CitySickness]

one red onion and one clove garlic slow fried in olive oil. Add small bit of veg stock so theres enough gravy liquid. simmer for a bit. whizz it up using hand blender if you dont like it so lumpy.

Bit of mustard and worcester sauce wouldn't go amiss there either. Just saying.

 

[Sweetie]

wine and cheese mmmmmm

also their duck is more reasonable than dunnes, and better quality.

 

[frambosenshmak]

wine and cheese mmmmmm

also their duck is more reasonable than dunnes, and better quality.

dunnes do duck?! jesus.
whats the world coming to at all. ever since he ditched st. bernard mr dunne's been losing the run of himself. time to reign in those bargains they were once so famous for.