Fake Id (1 Viewer)

[washingcattle]

i grew my first beard at 16 it was a shit looking chin strap effort but i didn't get asked for i.d till i shaved it when i was 19. if you cant manage a beard maybe we can all donate bits of ours . You glue it on et voilla you'll be sneaking in naggins and fighting cunts in no time.

 

[nipps]

why cant you just knecker drink like every other 17 year old. you'll be in the pub long enough.

ok, but wat if i want to get stuff at a rugby/gaa/footbal match or pubs or get into clubs,etc... i cant just walk in wit a 6 pack of druids in my hand!

 

[ann post]

if you cant do that, you dont deserve a fake id. only aspiring cops go to football matches.

 

[Froog]

ok, but wat if i want to get stuff at a rugby/gaa/footbal match or pubs or get into clubs,etc... i cant just walk in wit a 6 pack of druids in my hand!

walk in with a naggan down your pants.

 

[nipps]

walk in with a naggan down your pants.

ok, so i'm gonna walk into a pub wit a naggan down my pants...eh no, mayb into a concert or club. nd how do ye propose i gt into a club?

 

[cpr]

I remember the good old days, fake id going into Fibbers with a naggin of vodka stuck in my bra...

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[HMD]

smoke banana skins

 

[washingcattle]

ok, but wat if i want to get stuff at a rugby/gaa/footbal match or pubs or get into clubs,etc... i cant just walk in wit a 6 pack of druids in my hand!

you spoilt little pups can watch football on justin.tv on your phone in a laneway behind an internet cafe and get shitfaced on druids....fucking pear flavoured druids!
what i would have given for that kind of option when i was 15.

actually that sounds deadly even now, anyone want to watch the last ten minutes of united/ besiktas in ranelagh with me?

 

[Thebeard]

Rob a few fags off the aul lad, bang a load of spirits from the caninet into an empty coke bottle, leg it up the bushes and down it. Done.

 

[Froog]

ok, so i'm gonna walk into a pub wit a naggan down my pants...eh no, mayb into a concert or club. nd how do ye propose i gt into a club?

jaysis, the yoof of today, eh lads?

 

[sweetoblivion]

I used to get into a pub near UCC by pretending I was Australian and had left my passport at home
For some reason they got way worse with ID once I'd turned 18, maybe it was easier in Cork but my friends and I would go to Freakscene in Sir Henrys when we were 16, and we definitely didn't look any older than that!