"Facts" about asylum seekers! (3 Viewers)

[Unicron]

#1: They all get free cars off of the HSE.

Where the fuck did that one come from? I've heard it so many times from people, including car dealers, that I'm beginning to think that there has to be some credence to it, but it sounds utterly absurd.

 

[Vinnie]

The motor industry's ties to pointless altruism are well documented.

 

[classic seanc]

Well, people who are seeking asylum need getaway vehicles, just in case.
Fairplay to the HSE for thinking ahead I say.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

That can't be true cause anyone will tell you how they get taxis everywhere on social welfare. Every taxi driver knows about the nigerian who got a taxi from cork to belfast paid for by the dole office with butter vouchers.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

And the free SKY TV they all have
Fucking jungle bunnies with sky movies AND sky sports - disgrace

 

[Mormon Nailer]

And every plane that lands in Ireland now has at least 17 pregnant women on it. They only come here to have babies. My mate is a baggage handler in Dublin airport - he says it a disgrace, we don't fucking know the half of it, he's delivered 7 babies on the baggage carousel in the last year, Aer Rianta now pay to have midwives on call in the airport, his wife is a nurse in the maternity hospital and she says often theres not a single white woman on the ward.

 

[RSJ]

They get €30 a week specifically to get their hair done.

 

[jane]

There are no swans left on the canal. Half of them were ate by the Poles, the other half by the asylum seekers.

My personal favourite is the one about how they all leave their prams at the bus stops to save them bringing the thing on the bus because, sure, they'll just get a new one off the HSE. The HSE is hemmorhaging prams because of these black spongers.

And yeah, they're all leaking babies as well.

 

[jane]

I think I'd like to translate all of this into LOLCAT:

IM IN UR CUNTRY, POLLUTIN YER RACE.

ALL UR SWANS R BELONG TO UZ.

IM ON UR LUGGAGE BELT, HAVIN MAI BAYBEEZ.

 

[Unicron]

And the free SKY TV they all have
Fucking jungle bunnies with sky movies AND sky sports - disgrace

I heard they get the porn stations for free as well. I was told that by a guy whose mate's job it is to go into their (FREE) houses and clean the cum off their floors. Dirty fuckers won't even wipe up their spilled seed.

 

[Unicron]

I think I'd like to translate all of this into LOLCAT:

IM IN UR CUNTRY, POLLUTIN YER RACE.

ALL UR SWANS R BELONG TO UZ.

IM ON UR LUGGAGE BELT, HAVIN MAI BAYBEEZ.

I heard all the foreign woman were on the game, given respectable Irish Johns the AIDS. How much for a go Jane?

It's the fault of the Nigerians that the HSE has a hiring freeze.

 

[Jerry Twig]

They're all trying to hop on young ones so they can stay on if they're up the duff and sure they're out the door the second the baby's born.

Typical.

 

[classic seanc]

TYPICAL

 

[jane]

I heard all the foreign woman were on the game, given respectable Irish Johns the AIDS. How much for a go Jane?

It's the fault of the Nigerians that the HSE has a hiring freeze.

I dunno, I'm full up with babies at the moment, so am making extra by catering to fetishists. I take care of them in the back of my free 07 S-class Merc and then give them one of my vouchers to get a taxi home.

 

[Jerry Twig]

Sure the more babies you have the richer you are, at MY expense.

 

[magicbastarder]

#1: They all get free cars off of the HSE.

Where the fuck did that one come from?

from what i understand, two immigrants started a business here a few years back, which started doing well, and they needed to expand. they applied to the IDA for a grant to help them expand, one aspect of which was buying a car, and they were awarded the grant.

given that tabloid newspapers have less space, that became truncated to ASYLUM SEEKERS GIVEN FREE CAR.

 

[classic seanc]

They're lazier than panda's on heroin.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

polish men are ugly
africans would boil you alive (given half a chance)

 

[cephalopod]

There are no swans left on the canal. Half of them were ate by the Poles, the other half by the asylum seekers.

My personal favourite is the one about how they all leave their prams at the bus stops to save them bringing the thing on the bus because, sure, they'll just get a new one off the HSE. The HSE is hemmorhaging prams because of these black spongers.

And yeah, they're all leaking babies as well.

The Romas eat the swans

The Chinese are eating dogs and pigeons

The Poles are eating pike and goldfish

The Nigerians are eating bush-meat from Dublin Zoo

The Jews are eating christian babies

The Irish are atin' spuds...

 

[Unicron]

The Romas eat the swans

The Chinese are eating dogs and pigeons

The Poles are eating pike and goldfish

The Nigerians are eating bush-meat from Dublin Zoo

The Jews are eating christian babies

At least none of them are eating our precious spuds.