Ever notice the way... (1 Viewer)

[Scientician 0.8]

Whelans is absolute shite????? It's always packed and packed full of pricks. If you try talking to anyone there you feel like a reject. Pricks, I say it again, Pricks! .|..|

 

[flashback]

Cant say I have.
But... I didnt go there that much.
But, what I have noticed... is that black people are just way fucking cooler than white people.
Whenever I am with a load of black people... I am totally chilled out and relaxed. Even if its waiting for something for almost three hours. Cool kids. Cool conversations. Coolness. And hotness. Always the same.

White people... not so. Tense, angry, pissed off.
Then they eventually ask me where I am from, and when I say Ireland, they are not all ghey about it, ohhh I'M IRISH!!!! I have always wanted to go. My grandparents went one time. They said it was beautiful. Such friendly people.

And... right there right there I know they or their grandparents were lying. Cause... Irish people are dicks. Not quite as bad as the English, but... generally dicks to foreigners.

All the black dudes didn't give a shit. Cause... half of them came from FUCKING JAMAICA or some such. Which pretty much blows Ireland out of the water on the cool scale.

I am sure this is all very racialist.
But... why cant I be black. And cool. And hot.

I am sure Whelans is shit. Or that you are getting old. One of the two.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

Yeah you racist.

 

[Janer]

Best pub for gigs at the mo is The Lower Deck.

 

[killy kill]

I hate the barrier yokes in the 'deck.Looks like it was set up for trad bands.

 

[Janer]

There is no barrier "yokes" in the deck?????
I am on about downstairs btw

 

[killy kill]

Yeah downstairs, the 2 railing yokes to the left and right and then you have a small space in front.Stop making me think,i'm fucked

 

[HMD]

I hate the barrier yokes in the 'deck.Looks like it was set up for trad bands.

i think it was

 

[ernesto]

Cant say I have.
But... I didnt go there that much.
But, what I have noticed... is that black people are just way fucking cooler than white people.
Whenever I am with a load of black people... I am totally chilled out and relaxed. Even if its waiting for something for almost three hours. Cool kids. Cool conversations. Coolness. And hotness. Always the same.

White people... not so. Tense, angry, pissed off.
Then they eventually ask me where I am from, and when I say Ireland, they are not all ghey about it, ohhh I'M IRISH!!!! I have always wanted to go. My grandparents went one time. They said it was beautiful. Such friendly people.

And... right there right there I know they or their grandparents were lying. Cause... Irish people are dicks. Not quite as bad as the English, but... generally dicks to foreigners.

All the black dudes didn't give a shit. Cause... half of them came from FUCKING JAMAICA or some such. Which pretty much blows Ireland out of the water on the cool scale.

I am sure this is all very racialist.
But... why cant I be black. And cool. And hot.

I am sure Whelans is shit. Or that you are getting old. One of the two.

and dd they give you some white powder?

what you wrote reads like a im talkin gibberish ranting drug mumbo.

yeah, ive always said i wish i was black too. sooo much cooler!

 

[Yurn!]

If you want cunts, i went for dinner in Keatings (fancy old church at Jervis Place) last night and MY GOD it was Cuntasm '07.

Never experienced such a bunch of cunts and cuntesses (them cunts were REAL cunts) in all my life. Cunts.

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

Cuntasm '07.

im gonna be at cuntasm '08

 

[classic seanc]

Whelans is absolute shite????? It's always packed and packed full of pricks. If you try talking to anyone there you feel like a reject. Pricks, I say it again, Pricks! .|..|

One should find a spot in the smoking area and never leave it, except for drink and the jacks. It's the only way.

 

[therealjohnny]

I hate the barrier yokes in the 'deck.Looks like it was set up for trad bands.

Trad gigs are reknowned for fans rushing the stage- If they weren't held back by those barriers there'd be chaos as soon as the bazouki solo kicked in.

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

One should find a spot in the smoking area and never leave it, except for drink and the jacks. It's the only way.

see you wanna come down the chimney and score yourself a sweet spot inside the fireplace. close to the bar as well.
make an entrance.

 

[Wobbler]

Yes, I've noticed that.

 

[Wilbert]

But... why cant I be black. And cool. And hot.

He is black, and I daresay many find him hot, but there is no way that this prick is cool.

No way!!!

 

[Janer]

Seal of approval.

 

[ernesto]

If you want cunts, i went for dinner in Keatings (fancy old church at Jervis Place) last night and MY GOD it was Cuntasm '07.

Never experienced such a bunch of cunts and cuntesses (them cunts were REAL cunts) in all my life. Cunts.

ever try and find the toilets i that place? fucking nightmare. was there once, cool place, didn't notice the cuntasm but i was only there for 30mins or so

 

[Wobbler]

ever try and find the toilets i that place? fucking nightmare. was there once, cool place, didn't notice the cuntasm but i was only there for 30mins or so

Yes, the time I was there and struggled to find the jacks. Finding my way back to where I was supposed to be standing was worse. It wouldn't be my type of pub.

 

[Bellatrix]

Yes, the time I was there and struggled to find the jacks. Finding my way back to where I was supposed to be standing was worse. It wouldn't be my type of pub.

I got so fed up wandering around turrets on my fruitless search for the bathroom that I just followed people who looked like they knew where they were going. I ended up outside. Wish I'd stayed there.