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[jane]

..we win when we no longer have to fight and the jets love the other gang..wait that was grease? no west side story? awwwhh.

But we're nerds, and in any 'gang' of nerds, there's always a physics whiz. Can't our resident sciencey type do something with the space-time continuum to import that victorious 'end' into the now, so we can, uh, get our own back? And hear that killer Huey Lewis song from the credits sequence?

I mean, c'mon, I'm 28, and I think it's time I was allowed to keep my milk money. Don't make me defect. I'd make a crappy jock.

 

[Ed]

I'd make a crappy jock.

Agreed, i'd totally make a good one though, i'd probably have to go back to being a skinhead though

 

[jane]

Agreed, i'd totally make a good one though, i'd probably have to go back to being a skinhead though

Turncoat!

Hey, you're supposed to suggest that I am a nerd because it is the more noble of the two (as we know from eighties movies, where the perennial good guys are always the nerds), not because I lack athletic prowess.

As I am an avid devourer of talk radio, I heard a 'parenting expert' advising a distraught father about what to do with his 'nerd' son, who liked computers and reading, and had no interest in sports. The father was upset and disappointed, both in himself and in his son, like some horrible glitch in upbringing had occurred. He was trying to find out how to make him into a jock so they'd have something to talk about. I nearly cried nerdy tears.

 

[Speed Racer]

I've had to skip most of these 8 pages, sorry... I've had a good skim though, but I have the politically incorrect opinion that MOST dubliners are pricks... make not I said MOST, meaning not ALL... about 13 years ago when I moved up to Dublin first, I was mugged on grafton st... well the molly malone cart, I was sitting there with a girl i was seeing at the time (from kerry fact fans) when we were surrounded by a croud of scangers, my face was kicked in and we was robbed, I still have the broken teeth from the ordeal... while this was happening, other people were walking past as if nothing was happening... i was looking at these other pricks walking past hateing them for not helping out... i tell yeh... that wouldent happen in cork...

now...

this sort of shit is a national problem. Theres assholes in every county if you ask me. You just gotta be very wary of everyone, don't relax, or Bam! some scumbags on top of you for something or nothing. Ireland should be an international case study on random violence. Really, I've been in shit holes in Brooklyn and the Bronx, that felt safer.

 

[Latex lizzie]

Turncoat!

Hey, you're supposed to suggest that I am a nerd because it is the more noble of the two (as we know from eighties movies, where the perennial good guys are always the nerds), not because I lack athletic prowess.

As I am an avid devourer of talk radio, I heard a 'parenting expert' advising a distraught father about what to do with his 'nerd' son, who liked computers and reading, and had no interest in sports. The father was upset and disappointed, both in himself and in his son, like some horrible glitch in upbringing had occurred. He was trying to find out how to make him into a jock so they'd have something to talk about. I nearly cried nerdy tears.

..thats my dad *sniff* it can be so hard sometimes *cry*.

 

[jane]

..thats my dad *sniff* it can be so hard sometimes *cry*.

Aw, don't worry, you can be dungeonmaster next time we play D&D. Rolling the nine-sided die always makes you feel better. You can even wear my wizard hat (yes, the SPANGLY ONE) but don't get fucking dairy milk buttons all over it this time.



But we should be careful about this:

http://www.co.jyu.fi/~np/gameofsatan/

 

[Stan Bowles]

My Favourite nerds:

 

[jane]

My Favourite nerds:

Good god, get my inhaler: the one in the middle is making me wheeze.

 

[billygannon]

If ever there was evidence needed that nerds will win out.

 

[Ed]

"If you read D&D books ALOUD and listen to it BACKWARDS you hear horrible EVIL SATANIC MESSAGES!!! You must never listen to it if you are not extreamely STRONG in faith! "

Stuff like that makes me want to play dungeons and dragons.

"Ice Hockey, the Game of Satan "

 

[Latex lizzie]

Aw, don't worry, you can be dungeonmaster next time we play D&D. Rolling the nine-sided die always makes you feel better. You can even wear my wizard hat (yes, the SPANGLY ONE) but don't get fucking dairy milk buttons all over it this time.



But we should be careful about this:

http://www.co.jyu.fi/~np/gameofsatan/

...."you walk into a shady glade.you are naked except for your sword.everyone is looking at you..what will you do?"

 

[jane]

...."you walk into a shady glade.you are naked except for your sword.everyone is looking at you..what will you do?"

Approach the dwarf who is hiding in a green pod nestled in the hollow of an oak tree, singing madrigals.

Roll the die!

 

[jane]

"If you read D&D books ALOUD and listen to it BACKWARDS you hear horrible EVIL SATANIC MESSAGES!!! You must never listen to it if you are not extreamely STRONG in faith! "

Stuff like that makes me want to play dungeons and dragons.

"Ice Hockey, the Game of Satan "

Washing machines with transparent lid. Seeing underwear in the machine might arouse sinful thoughts!

 

[Ed]

"Left-handed people; if your child is left-handed, you must teach her/him to use right hand as Jesus told us to do! Because right is Right, and left (commies and homos) are wrong!!!"

That's me screwed then

"
Barney the Dinosaur (TV cartoon). Eveyone knows that dinosaurs are a lie of the occult satanists, who DARE to question creationism!!! This "dinosaur" character is used to brainwash innocent children! It even uses occult "magic"! "

Well at least they got one thing right

 

[jane]

Ed, he's coming for you.

 

[Ed]

Ed, he's coming for you.

I know that guy, used to go to school with him, he's all talk, no action.

 

[the bearded lady]

If ever there was evidence needed that nerds will win out.

where jew get that "cool" picture of thurston moore, billy????!!

 

[Ex-User (250)]

you're all going to hell. i mean, you're all crazy. i mean, you're all really nice people. i mean, i pretty hungry right now...

 

[billygannon]

where jew get that "cool" picture of thurston moore, billy????!!

I got it from http://www.google.com.
It's a really good site. You can find loads of stuff there. It's like a DIY Altavista.