CitySickness
Well-Known Member
My mate is an immensely powerful alien that hunts rare species and makes trophies from their skulls. FFS.
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I talk shite.
my friend mary is always licking a hanky to wipe food off my face and holding my hand when we cross the street. maaaammmmmmmmmmmm!
That would only be relevant if your mate came onto this thread and complained about you talking shite. Pete, please delete all of this guy's posts.
my ma got me to lick the hanky, so i just got covered in my own spit. she's very considerate.Ugh. Do parents still do that?
Getting a face full of Ma-spit was the worst.
my ma got me to lick the hanky, so i just got covered in my own spit. she's very considerate.
my ma got me to lick the hanky, so i just got covered in my own spit. she's very considerate.
my mate ernesto is always touching himself under the table when we go down our local, especially when this certain bar girl is working (our other mates young cousin).and when she passes by he sticks his tongue out at her and wriggles it around and stuff.i find it disgusting as well as embarrassing.
thats Morg
Now that I think of it... all we do is go out of our way to embarras each other...
(its mainly me they embarras because of the way I carry on I just ask for it)
Most recently ive been spreading the rumor that my friend licked out this (posho) guys arse and every one believed it.
And I very often tell the story about how one of them was at a gig one night and giving this guy head when all of a sudden all the lights came on, and they were right by the door and every one went to walk out and everyone in the place could see what she was doing. The guy just sat there slapping the side of her head... Fucking classic.
Like the exaggerate that one a bit, saying that she relised what was going she got up and licked cum off just below her lip with her tonge.
I'm shocked and stunned. Kids these days, my non-existent daughters are never leaving the house until they're 30.
Now that I think of it... all we do is go out of our way to embarras each other...
(its mainly me they embarras because of the way I carry on I just ask for it)
Most recently ive been spreading the rumor that my friend licked out this (posho) guys arse and every one believed it.
And I very often tell the story about how one of them was at a gig one night and giving this guy head when all of a sudden all the lights came on, and they were right by the door and every one went to walk out and everyone in the place could see what she was doing. The guy just sat there slapping the side of her head... Fucking classic.
Like the exaggerate that one a bit, saying that she relised what was going she got up and licked cum off just below her lip with her tonge.
you'll be an old man by then and they'll overpower you before that. best never to have sex again, just in case.
I'm shocked and stunned. Kids these days, my non-existent daughters are never leaving the house until they're 30.
Now that I think of it... all we do is go out of our way to embarras each other...
(its mainly me they embarras because of the way I carry on I just ask for it)
Most recently ive been spreading the rumor that my friend licked out this (posho) guys arse and every one believed it.
And I very often tell the story about how one of them was at a gig one night and giving this guy head when all of a sudden all the lights came on, and they were right by the door and every one went to walk out and everyone in the place could see what she was doing. The guy just sat there slapping the side of her head... Fucking classic.
Like the exaggerate that one a bit, saying that she relised what was going she got up and licked cum off just below her lip with her tonge.
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