El Classico (1 Viewer)

[maims bond]

Holy shitting cockfuck, that was some display of liquid football. Real had no answers, Barca were like a cat playing with a ball of wool. Who can beat them?

 

[washingcattle]

You got there before me. It was absolutely amazing to watch. I've never seen anything like that. Did you see them make Diarra look like he'd never seen a football before? French prick that he is, I laughed my hole off.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

fuck,just seen the result,was gonna stay in and watch it but went over to a mates instead,bad decision.

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

Shit was totally off the hook.

 

[washingcattle]

Shit was as you say off the hook 4 real yo.

 

[Hector Grey]

pitch level

 

[Bladez]

Because of the strike at airports today in Spain, Barca thought that their game in Osasuna was moved to Sunday. But the Barca officials fucked up. The game was still to go ahead tonight. Now the team are on a coach speeding towards the stadium to play the game in time. Crazy stuff. They could end up losing the advantage they gained last week because of it.

 

[Bladez]

More ridiculous football tonight :

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[Hector Grey]

laughed out loud at the fourth one. defending best described as "static". so, is gareth bale still the worlds best player?

 

[Bladez]

Yeah. He feigned to shoot about 4 times. It was like a sensible soccer goal.

 

[maims bond]

Imagine being a Barca fan? It must be just amazing at the moment.

 

[Unicron]

Yeah. He feigned to shoot about 4 times. It was like a sensible soccer goal.

I was saying to someone after I saw that, Messi scores goals the like of which I haven't seen since I was about 12 and there was one kid in our school who was miles better than anyone else and who was able to dribble.

 

[Hector Grey]

Imagine being a Barca fan? It must be just amazing at the moment.

what if you had aids?

 

[evil bandit]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gop7ZLIL-g&feature=youtu.be

 

[washingcattle]

Listening to him I know understand how mental I must have sounded during the Barcelona don't defend properly thread. Although if we lived in a parallel universe in which Stoke could actually get the ball from Barcelona I'd say their back four could be shakey under the high ball.


What am I talking about ? even in a parallel universe Stoke are never ever going to even get within five yards the fucking ball.

By the way Stoke are 13th in the premier league and Deportivo are 13th in La Liga if only we could organise to test his theory.

 

[Hector Grey]

apparently carles puyol's favourite band is naplam death. so..

just sayin.

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

Puyol is a fucking Boss.

 

[washingcattle]

Look at us 3 years ago all loving Barca. Even me!!!


Different type of game tonight though. Real should have gotten something out of the game. They were the better side second half especially after Gareth "the invisible man" Bale went off.

Some things don't change though. Mascherano is still a fucking bird brain and refs still won't give the opposition penalties at the Camp Nou no matter how stonewall they are.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Shit was as you say off the hook 4 real yo.

4 Barca, dude.

 

[Cormcolash]

Yeah, that was definitely a penalty.
I like to think that diving cunt Ronaldo's reputation preceded him there. Diving cunt.