Osama Van Halen
New Member
ALLAHQUAANNNDO!!
I HAD A DREAM I HAD TWO SONS.. ONE WAS BRILLIANT AND THE OTHER ONE WAS SO-SO. THEY WERE BOTH CRY BABIES. YOU'LL FIND A PICTURE OF THEM BELOW .. NEXT DOOR THERE LIVED A COOL KID NAMED DAVID. THEY PLAYED SOMETIMES BUT NOT AS MUCH AS THEY SHOULD. MY TWO SONS WERE JUST SUCH WEINERS THAT I HAD TO MAKE THEM GO AND PLAY WITH DAVE. OTHERWISE THEY'D END UP BEING SUPER LAME.
THE DREAM ENDED WITH ME AS AN OLD MAN, KICKIN' THESE TWO GROWN UP TO BE WASTER/LOSER ASSHOLES UP AND DOWN THE STREET. SCREAMIN' THAT THEY SHOULDA HUNG AROUND WITH DAVE.