do you talk to your cats in cat or human? (2 Viewers)

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

brushing up on my cat but i dont think i'm intoning correctly

any tips?

 

[Diddles]

They ignore you completely no matter what way you talk to them, unless responding to you is in their own self interest. Read 'The Cat Who Walked By Himself' by Kipling. It sums cats up in a nutshell.

 

[Diddles]

By nutshell I mean short story.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

i dunno, we had a bitof a banter about ryoji ikeda earlier

i did have a handful of turkey at the time though

 

[pete]

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

a language we can all understand

 

[rampz]

try miaow brraow. seriously its cat according to some mad american woman.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

bye bye kitty...miaaaoww

 

[Diddles]

General animal/human one-sided conversation evenings in my gaff:

Get down off that, Bouli.

Get fucking down off it!

Stop barking at Rossi, Bouli.

Fuck off, Rossi, he was only fucking barking at you. Leave him alone. Narky bitch.

Yes Halo, you're very good, it's them who are bold. I wasn't giving out to you.

Stop fucking barking at the fucking cat!

Bedtime, everyone. Does anybody need to go to the jax? No? Fine then.

No, Rossi, I'm not feeding you now. You were fed earlier. Now Fuck off to bed all of you.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

cats hangin out on top of a speaker stack here
rockin cat

new highest place in the room, lordin it up over me

 

[Umfufu]

Here's a picture of my cat sleep masturbating again.

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He's a south paw, just like me!

 

[MARYJANE]

just email them dude!

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[SONYMEGADRIVE]

ha ha

is there a youtube for cats?

 

[Umfufu]

just email them dude!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETQ0urHjSIk

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Nothing sadder than a lonely cat with throat cancer.

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

no pussy has nine lives

 

[sweetoblivion]

I can do a killer meow.

seriously.

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

Fuck cats.

 

[sexypornolady]

You'll need a barbed cock.

 

[magicbastarder]

cats are autistic dogs.

 

[Stan Bowles]

Have you tried using the power of your mind Andy?