do you buy ur own jocks (1 Viewer)

at 31 i bought my first pairs yesterday . im gonna make the point of not getting any for crismas this year
 
Fuck that

I'm a real man

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I've been meaning to buy a load of new jocks for about two years now.
Srsly,my cax are all in bits.Fucking rips and stains and what have you.
Its a fucking disgrace.
But sure they're under me trousers most of the time so what the hell.
Me socks are the same.I have'nt got a matching pair.
Big holes in them and they keep falling down cos the elastics knackered.
 
I've been meaning to buy a load of new jocks for about two years now.
Srsly,my cax are all in bits.Fucking rips and stains and what have you.
Its a fucking disgrace.
But sure they're under me trousers most of the time so what the hell.
Me socks are the same.I have'nt got a matching pair.
Big holes in them and they keep falling down cos the elastics knackered.

What do ya mean most of the time?
 
i do, i'm a grown up.
this might be a bit of a tangent but i recently bought SOCKS made out of hemp and they are the bee's knees, they only get smelly after a few days of wearing them.
so i was thinking the underpants made of the same material must be really great too, but i'm a bit shy about buying them from the hippies in the local hemp shop - they might laugh at me.
 
they'd actually probably be thankful for the business.

good trick for keeping the socks going is to wear them upside down (not inside out) on day #2.

i've bought jocks once or twice but generally rely on the aul xmas stocking to keep supplies up.
 
I have a hemp tee shirt thats very scratchy.
I never wear it.
I have considered using it for a duster.
But I don't dust.
 
I have a pair of boxers with monster trucks and tractors pictured all over them. I bet yer man out of Easpa Measa is mad jealous.
 
Funnily enough,I split the arse of me brown cords leaning over to pick up a pack of jax roll in Tesco earlier this evening.They went with a real rrriiippppping sound.I subequently forgot to get milk.
 
Funnily enough,I split the arse of me brown cords leaning over to pick up a pack of jax roll in Tesco earlier this evening.They went with a real rrriiippppping sound.I subequently forgot to get milk.

WHOOF! Close call !

Protecting your alter ego is a very sirius business gazzer. Society could fall to shit if they all found out the real you.


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heheheh, any excuse to keep bringing this pic up really...
 
Spaeking of alter ego's.Last night I watched that Batman movie with the dead gay lad in it.
CROCK OF SHITE.
 
How is this possible? It sounds similar to wearing them sideways, but then you're not really wearing them, you're just standing on them....

just turn them upside down and fuck them on. the heel flops about the top of your foot alright, but you don't really notice it after a minute. i'll show you sometime.
 

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