Do single women still exist?? (1 Viewer)

[stephenoblunt]

I looked at some gays who I know and they fell into various levels of grooming.
Then I looked at some straights I know and got the same thing.

Anyway, flirting, how does that work then?

Yeah I hate when that happens - I always think gay lads are going to try go out with me!

 

[BC]

All you people don't know what's going on!!

i have about an equal amount of male and female friends, and i do think i have a fairly good ability to understand human behavour. i really do not agree with what you are stating in this thread...

Brian - Look at gays, the blokes all look pretty and groomed because they know that guys have a very critical eye when it comes to physical appearance. Lesbians dont give as much of a shit because they know that girls are more attracted to personality and vibe.

you make it sound like you are looking at them in a zoo!
seriously, i know more than a few gay men personally who are principally attracted to very overweight balding older men: not conventionally attractive men by any means.

How come girls wear make up and groom themselves ridiculously compared to guys?? Cause guys are attracted by what they see.

so women wear make up and groom because they want to attract guys? it's far more than that. and straight men dont groom or care for their appearance? rubbish.

When guys think of tits they get excited, when girls think of balls they need to go for awalk to get some fresh air coz they feel ill.

bollocks (ho ho!). for many straight men it's more than breasts (and what kind? shape? etc) that get them aroused, it's far more about the totallity. and if you think all straight women find the male genitalia sickening, then you must not know many women that well.

As for generalisation - It's taken for granted that I mean 99.9% and there are a few exceptions to the rule.

that's a fairly weak cop-out. if you really meant "some" rather than "all" you would say so.

 

[Space]

Its true though, your going to be more blatent about your actions when pissed and if your brushed off your not even bothered by it.

Just dont get too drunk.

Too drunk, what's that?

Yeah I hate when that happens - I always think gay lads are going to try go out with me!

Wanna go out sometime?

 

[BC]

Anyway, flirting, how does that work then?

seduction generally works by connecting with the imagination (through communication verbally and physically) and leading it into realms that suggest fascination and emotional connection, alongside offering intrequing possibilities and exciting challenges.

 

[Lili Marlene]

ah right.

I mean

very logical answer

 

[billygannon]

ah right.

I mean

very logical answer

 

[Squiggle]

All you people don't know what's going on!!

How come girls wear make up and groom themselves ridiculously compared to guys?? Cause guys are attracted by what they see.

Brian has already answered you pretty well on this and I agree with all of his response.

I'd like to add that I wear little or no make up, am not a lesbian and the only people who have ever pressured me to wear make-up or suggested that I would look better with make-up are WOMEN!

Many straight men I know take far more time an effort in their preparations for a night out than I do.

And as for your suggestion that men are primarly attracted by looks... when it is purely about sex the ugliest, fattest, most obnoxious girl at a party is the most likely to get laid at the end of the night, at least as long as she's offering.

 

[therealjohnny]

seduction generally works by connecting with the imagination (through communication verbally and physically) and leading it into realms that suggest fascination and emotional connection, alongside offering intrequing possibilities and exciting challenges.

 

[BC]

haha, cheeky bugger.

 

[snakybus]

So none of you guys are getting laid, eh?

hey you might get some on the internet!

 

[Lili Marlene]

So none of you guys are getting laid, eh?

hey you might get some on the internet!

i'm off to have sex right now


with a girl


no flirting though

 

[snakybus]

make sure you "display your wares" first

that gets them hot

oh and sniff her genitals to see if she would be an approptiate mate

or is that dogs?

 

[ann post]

Sometimes guys us girls just want to have a laugh and not quick march you down to TSB for a first time buyers package

i'll believe that when i see it.

 

[classic seanc]

i'm off to have sex right now


with a girl


no flirting though

Me too actually, that's a bit wierd. I hope we don't end up like R. Kelly and Usher!!

I'd be morto!!

 

[ann post]

this thread is all fine and well, but i'm probably going to end up going out with an air of optimism about the whole state of affairs, which will slowly but surely fade as all the nice and attractive ladies around me degenerate into the screaming drunken wives of hades hewn from the cheapest cotton from the sweatyest sweatshop with bits of broken chandeliers stuck to thier heads, and the desire and need for conversation will plummet willingly as after a few scoops i'll be seeing everything with breasts and the faint glimmer of a heartbeat in pornvision anyways, i'll be incapable of stringing an even remotely compatible sentence together, will smoke 850 cigarettes and inevitably i'll end up climbing in my own balcony to trick myself into thinking i'm in somebody elses gaff, just to break the monotony.

 

[classic seanc]

this thread is all fine and well, but i'm probably going to end up going out with an air of optimism about the whole state of affairs, which will slowly but surely fade as all the nice and attractive ladies around me degenerate into the screaming drunken wives of hades hewn from the cheapest cotton from the sweatyest sweatshop with bits of broken chandeliers stuck to thier heads, and the desire and need for conversation will plummet willingly as after a few scoops i'll be seeing everything with breasts and the faint glimmer of a heartbeat in pornvision anyways, i'll be incapable of stringing an even remotely compatible sentence together, will smoke 850 cigarettes and inevitably i'll end up climbing in my own balcony to trick myself into thinking i'm in somebody elses gaff, just to break the monotony.

You need to not go out on saturday nights. Saturday nights are like that. I find Friday's to be good nights for wholesome, sophisticated ridin' with strangers.

Hope this helps.

 

[jane]

You need to not go out on saturday nights. Saturday nights are like that. I find Friday's to be good nights for wholesome, sophisticated ridin' with strangers.

Hope this helps.

Ah, lads, seriously. If you wanna find a nice lady, watch brat pack movies and follow the leads of John Cusack and whatshisface Ducky from Pretty In Pink. The dork usually ends up with a really lovely lady because nice ladies love goofy dudes.

And Saturday nights are fucking grim at the best of times. I'm telling ye, Halloween parties are the absolute best place to meet someone because you can tell a lot about a person by the costume they choose as well as how they respond to other people's costumes. There's also an instant conversation starter in being at a costume party.

Also, if you're really desperate, you can try what some lads did a few years ago, which I would not recommend. They went as the Three Musketeers, and two of the fellas were lovely and stuff, and one of the Musketeers was going around groping ladies. Problem was, you'd get a grope and you couldn't figure out which Musketeer was responsible, and you didn't want to give out to the wrong one because the others were such lovely dudes. So the cheeky fucker got away with it!

 

[Lili Marlene]

Ducky from Pretty In Pink.

my hero

And Saturday nights are fucking grim at the best of times. I'm telling ye, Halloween parties are the absolute best place to meet someone because you can tell a lot about a person by the costume they choose as well as how they respond to other people's costumes. There's also an instant conversation starter in being at a costume party.

Also, if you're really desperate, you can try what some lads did a few years ago, which I would not recommend. They went as the Three Musketeers, and two of the fellas were lovely and stuff, and one of the Musketeers was going around groping ladies. Problem was, you'd get a grope and you couldn't figure out which Musketeer was responsible, and you didn't want to give out to the wrong one because the others were such lovely dudes. So the cheeky fucker got away with it!

god I love costume parties

You know that joke in the simpsons where it's 'this started off as a halloween costume but gradually made it's way into everyday use'.

well....!ninjaaaa


oh yeah, the sex, shit, gotta go, SEANC WAIT UP

 

[jane]

my hero

When I was about 20, I kissed a boy who looked just like him. He was super shy but such a sweetheart. The whole thing never went anywhere, but he was lovely. And then later on I found out that I was his very first kiss.

I also always liked the dorks in the brat pack movies. I still have a Michael J Fox thing. And I had a bit of a soft spot for Anthony Michael Hall. And obviously, there isn't a lady on this earth who doesn't love Matthew Broderick and John Cusack. I wish nice goofy dudes realised that this is totally true. I mean, yeah, everyone has different tastes when it comes to actual relationships, but I don't know anyone who doesn't melt at the sight of yer man outside yer wan's house with the boom box. Oh, crikey.

god I love costume parties

You know that joke in the simpsons where it's 'this started off as a halloween costume but gradually made it's way into everyday use'.

well....!ninjaaaa

I don't remember that joke at all! Who was it?

As for costume parties, I met Mr Jane at one. I was dressed as such a hideous beast and he thought it was the most hilarious thing ever. I adore costume parties.

 

[billygannon]

I met my woman at a Big Lebowski party.