Do single women still exist?? (2 Viewers)

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

Women like everything big

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

Bbig car, big legs, big wallet, big nose, big house, big mickey

 

[RSJ]

I'm have a face like a locomotive

Locomotiv Eirecore?

 

[Lili Marlene]

I have worked out a few tricks that women find irresitable. I'm have a face like a locomotive so it's not my handsome smile that makes ladies weak at the knees. It's my affable confidence and generous kindness.

when you signed up to that course you made a promise

an oath to never use your psychic powers for evil

but you've been abusing you're psychology degree from day one

I'm a gonna report you

 

[Squiggle]

Women like everything big

As Super Dexta would say, we don't all have a gee like a wizard's sleeve.

 

[cephalopod]

Actually just to address the bully/joke thing. This thread was initially a series of crap jokes, well it was when I left it on Friday, now today I find it had mutated into a horrendous meanderingt waffly argument about sexuality....excuse me while I yawn...or crack another crap joke.

I aint no bully, so sorry if I hurt yer feelings stepheno

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

let's not analyse this shit too much

 

[theweeyin]

Fascinating and all as this is I now have a class to teach. I will be back laterz though to check out the newz from the block.

Byez.

 

[stephenoblunt]

In 3 years I will be a psychologist, maybe you'll respect me then.

 

[Lili Marlene]

omg, we should show theweeyin's class her posts

 

[CitySickness]

I wouldn't mind a few blowjobs from an oul' hydra.

 

[Super Dexta]

As Super Dexta would say, we don't all have a gee like a wizard's sleeve.

It'd be awesome if we did though. A collective one. We could rear a family of elves in it.

 

[magicbastarder]

I wouldn't mind a few blowjobs from an oul' hydra.

how many penises do you have? maybe you could borrow some dildos from the weeyin, she's got LOADS.

 

[classic seanc]

I've gone out with a few Medusa in my time.

 

[Lili Marlene]

This thread will be making magic missile jokes before we know it, i'm outta here

 

[rettucs]

It'd be awesome if we did though. A collective one. We could rear a family of elves in it.

yeah, or you could shelter in there when its raining

 

[cephalopod]

Can and did these mythological half-breeds interbreed? I mean what if a centaur mates with a sphinx, we must be talking cat DNA, human DNA, Horse DNA for a start...

 

[classic seanc]

I’ve had a bit of horse DNA in me in my time.

 

[BC]

oh my god, squiggle said gee.

 

[cephalopod]

As that most sexually progressive of bands, the happy mondays said..

I was bitten by a horse, now I'm moving for divorce