Do single women still exist?? (1 Viewer)

[cephalopod]

Thinking of a poll...

Most fuckable?

Proud Griffin

Handsome Hydra

Fabulous Medusa

Lustful Centaur

Promiscuous Sphinx

I'd fuck a centaur on a first date, but would like to romance a Medusa for a while first......

 

[Squiggle]

Weeyin - here is your solution:

Why not just grab a club and brain the little bastard, then have your way with him, steal his money and credit cards, and exit via the window like a thief in the night?

Perhaps a brick would have more utility in this instance, though. It would give you something to prop his head up on after the blunt force trauma foreplay section of the evening ...

Yeah, I think the brick is the better option here.

 

[cephalopod]

No chance. I've slept with over thirty women - I don't think a gay person would do that no matter how repressed they were!

High Five..you fucking legend centaur you!

 

[desertedvillage]

I think dildos are a result of femminists being jealous of the male ability to enjoy masturbation and so created a tool that apparently "enhances" female solo-course.

Is this ablility biological or social?

Do you mean women don't enjoy mastrubation? They fuckin' love it, even the feminists.
If the male greater enjoyment of mastrubation is just because we're less repressed then how is a dildo going to loosen up a self-conscious woman?

Edit: Are you just winding us up?

 

[RSJ]

Weeyin - here is your solution:

So, you love philosophy then?

 

[Squiggle]

So, you love philosophy then?

hehe... wouldn't be studying it if I didn't, but shush you!

 

[cephalopod]

Don't you just hate it when your incomplete 4th year essay leaks all over unconnected threads on a messageboard?

 

[stephenoblunt]

"You mean you've never seen a guy charm a woman by acting cocky,talking nonsense and taking the piss out of her then balacning that up with exagerated compliments both parties know to be bullshit?"

My point isn't the manner of how the guy acts, but that girls are attracted to guy's personalities. I'm not saying that guys have to be nice - that's just one way girls like guys. Other ways are that they are tricked by men acting mean. The girl believes that she is worthless and so desperately clings to the man.

 

[Lili Marlene]

I've slept with over thirty women - I don't think a gay person would do that no matter how repressed they were!

OMG, WHERE'S THE SITCOM IDEAS THREAD???

 

[stephenoblunt]

Don't you just hate it when your incomplete 4th year essay leaks all over unconnected threads on a messageboard?

What is your problem?? All you've contrbuted is a load of crap jokes about what I've said. What a coward. Please leave me alone.

 

[cephalopod]

"You mean you've never seen a guy charm a woman by acting cocky,talking nonsense and taking the piss out of her then balacning that up with exagerated compliments both parties know to be bullshit?"

My point isn't the manner of how the guy acts, but that girls are attracted to guy's personalities. I'm not saying that guys have to be nice - that's just one way girls like guys. Other ways are that they are tricked by men acting mean. The girl believes that she is worthless and so desperately clings to the man.

30 women, which ways have you used? The mean way, or the nice way..or is there a third way? perhaps not in a binary world..

 

[cephalopod]

What is your problem?? All you've contrbuted is a load of crap jokes about what I've said. What a coward. Please leave me alone.

Just having a laugh man, in fairness, its a music/piss take forum. You have used the following phrases:

"proud griffin"

and

"I have slept with over 30 women"

 

[theweeyin]

Weeyin - here is your solution:

Ahhhahahaha! I'm loving it. It's so ..... "me".

 

[cephalopod]

I am a cowardly minotaur

 

[therealjohnny]

edit

click if you like- you can see his lad though

 

[desertedvillage]

"You mean you've never seen a guy charm a woman by acting cocky,talking nonsense and taking the piss out of her then balacning that up with exagerated compliments both parties know to be bullshit?"

My point isn't the manner of how the guy acts, but that girls are attracted to guy's personalities. I'm not saying that guys have to be nice - that's just one way girls like guys. Other ways are that they are tricked by men acting mean. The girl believes that she is worthless and so desperately clings to the man.

What I should have said originally is that deep & sensitive guys also pretend to be cocky & funny to attract girls. Girls are attracted to personality but they also go for arses, legs, shoes, hair..................

 

[Squiggle]

Ahhhahahaha! I'm loving it. It's so ..... "me".

Just don't hit your chosen "date" too hard, or he won't be much use to you.

 

[stephenoblunt]

I have worked out a few tricks that women find irresitable. I'm have a face like a locomotive so it's not my handsome smile that makes ladies weak at the knees. It's my affable confidence and generous kindness.

 

[theweeyin]

I have worked out a few tricks that women find irresitable. I'm have a face like a locomotive so it's not my handsome smile that makes ladies weak at the knees.

Are you the network administrator at my place of work?

 

[cephalopod]

I have worked out a few tricks that women find irresitable. I'm have a face like a locomotive so it's not my handsome smile that makes ladies weak at the knees. It's my affable confidence and generous kindness.

There's quite a range in locomotive's faces though

The blue fella gets all the action