Cork tony (2 Viewers)

[taubstumm]

Jumper being metaphor for tent

 

[jane]

Remember: the trees on the Charleville Castle site itself are arranged in the shape of a Union Jack.

 

[Bag'o'cans]

Remember: the trees on the Charleville Castle site itself are arranged in the shape of a Union Jack.

Did tony tell you this!!!!!!

 

[jane]

No, Jesus did.

Tony kinda reminds me of Paris Hilton.

 

[taubstumm]

she speaks the truth...

 

[Harry Pockets]

Oh yes, i've got one of the most beautiful pictures of Tony in his youth. I think he's always had a thing for large ill-fitting specs. Scan it in later. I think everyone who comes in contact with him comes away saying they've got the best story ever about him.

 

[Bag'o'cans]

No, Jesus did.

Tony kinda reminds me of Paris Hilton.

What the internet video?

 

[krystal]

she speaks the truth...

wow
that kicks the ass off the Union Jack duck we have in our bathroom anyway.

 

[snakybus]

http://www.photius.com/flags/alphabetic_list.html
there's 17 countries with the Union Jack in them. I mean the guy could have been from "St. Sandwich Island" (a real country). Instead a sandwich, or rather a shish kebab, was made out of him, wha?

what happened to that guy at mor whose tent was just a nylon outline of him and his bag? classy guy

 

[spiritualtramp]

what happened to that guy at mor whose tent was just a nylon outline of him and his bag? classy guy

are you talking about the tiny tent that looked like a motorbike cover?

 

[jane]

What the internet video?

Yeah, in night vision, he kinda does look like a gangly, overdone, throbbing gigglebitch of an heiress.

No, just the ability to exist on an entirely parallel plane, just the way she does. It's like, most people like that will exhibit some sort of evidence that they have the potential to grasp reality, if not now, then perhaps someday. But both Tony and Paris live their lives on a totally separate path from the rest of us. Uncanny.

 

[snakybus]

are you talking about the tiny tent that looked like a motorbike cover?

yeah remember we were looking at him, we weren't sure if it was a human under there or what

 

[Grame]

Straight from the Gospel of Tony!
According to our man Tony, his band opened the first Glastonbury of the new Millenium. Strange no? But how else could it end but with Tony being kicked off site and banned from the Festival for life. In his own words, "Fuck the fucking British fucking fuckers. Cunts..Ahhahahahaha! Fucking rock n'roll man." He then asked what band we played in and when we replied Rest he said, "Fuck man..Your fucking well good. Weren't ye on the cover of NME a few weeks back? Keep it up and you could be like me."
At this point we began to question whether our man Tony was really all there. And whether he could actually read anything but the word BUCKFAST.
Go forth and spread the word, as it was and ever shall be, world without end, Amen!

 

[jane]

Oh, please, the world must know! Movie! We have to make a movie!

I've got Tonymania!

Or at least someone has to make a website devoted to Tonyphiles/phobes.

 

[Bag'o'cans]

I'm looking back on my first tony moment now with nostalgia, i was so nervous as he called me over and snatched my buckfast and told me all about "los langeros"*, i didn't know what to do with myself, i felt so awkward and unsure, to tell the truth i wanted to run from the strange man and his entourage of lazing drunks as they laughed and lounged, at the time i wasn't sure who they were laughing at, i felt like i was ten and being patted on the head by a drunk old man, it was very uncomfortable. Next time i meet him i'm gonna tell him "get fucked tony you cock munch"

*los langeros - is this his band?*

*i've noticed smart people on thumped do this

 

[hanley]

Straight from the Gospel of Tony!
According to our man Tony, his band opened the first Glastonbury of the new Millenium. Strange no? But how else could it end but with Tony being kicked off site and banned from the Festival for life. In his own words, "Fuck the fucking British fucking fuckers. Cunts..Ahhahahahaha! Fucking rock n'roll man." He then asked what band we played in and when we replied Rest he said, "Fuck man..Your fucking well good. Weren't ye on the cover of NME a few weeks back? Keep it up and you could be like me."
At this point we began to question whether our man Tony was really all there. And whether he could actually read anything but the word BUCKFAST.
Go forth and spread the word, as it was and ever shall be, world without end, Amen!

think his band was called the zibbers or something like that.i think they might even have had a cd knocking about.|..|

 

[jane]

*i've noticed smart people on thumped do this

*

* Me, too.

Your fear is probably related to the discomfort caused by someone talking to you from another dimension.*






*Or is that 'dementia'? I don't.....know.*


*Or maybe I do.

(Edited because I found a better nerd.)

 

[migs]

Sure weren't there loads of tents at Glastonbury with Irish flags hanging from them, you don't see those tents slashed cus the Brits don't give a shit anymore besides a minority. I don't see anything wrong with it. It's funny more than anything!

 

[migs]

*los langeros - is this his band?*

Nope, they're his favourite band at d mo!
They're also the best band in the world!

 

[mangler]

Best thread ever.

So anyway, next chapter in the Adventures Of Tony;

Does anybody remember that big gig that was on down in Leap a few years ago, where loads of busses went down, and loads of bands came down from Dublin n'stuff? Redneck Manifesto, Connect 4, Weevil, Warlords, Omlette, The Chalets and maybe more - started early, like, 4 o'clock or something. Great day. Anyway, while Rednecks were playing, this old crusty (now known as Cork Tony) started pushing his way up to the front, and grabbed the mic from Richie, and started shouting abuse at the whole pub. Twas gas. "BUY MY KITES YE FUCKING BASTARDS". Haha.
Surely, nearly everybody on Thumped was in a band at this gig...